January 20, 2016
"Why do no companies understand how powerful my thighs are and how quickly they will consume the flesh of the average jean?"
Your seaweed will thank you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are these treats!
In this episode, introduce a segment called "Is This Real Life," Tracy tells another joke, and we sit down with Alexis Wilkinson, the first black woman president of the Harvard Lampoon!
From Twitter fights to heartfelt statements.
A new report endorsed by elite universities calls for schools to rethink a system that favors the wealthy.
Several prospective jurors were dismissed the selection process when they told the judge they could not be fair and impartial in a police shooting trial.
A new study released by the Nuclear Threat Initiative showed that more than a quarter of countries with weapons-grade nuclear materials were not prepared to protect themselves from a cyberattack.
Sí hablamos español, pero el nuestro.
So, so good but so, so bad.
Arnold may be the only true predecessor to Trump — a real celebrity, who understood how to use the power of his celebrity. But that's about where the comparison ends, his former political aides are quick to say.
At a Latinos for Hillary finance strategy meeting, senior Clinton staff told Hispanic donors they are looking to juice Latino fundraising, but donors said they want that money to go towards outreach and engagement to the Hispanic community.
"I leave you my portrait so that you will have my presence all the days and nights that I am away from you."
Let Brendon Urie test your knowledge.
Linebacker Darius Fleming was witness to a three-car pile-up two days before a playoff game.
Smoking rates are down, but it's still more common among low-income consumers, who are set to get pay rises in 23 states this year.
After a slew of box office bombs and critical flops, Robert De Niro’s been told to retire, that he’s ruining his legacy, that he’s too blinded by his own genius to understand just how limp his films truly have become. But what if there’s a different explanation for why his movies end up so badly?
"This is a comedy with more twists and turns than a Jeremy Corbyn reshuffle, albeit much shorter."
Porque pequeñas cantidades de tinta pueden tener un gran significado.
"Rage" and "rave" are the only two words in my vocabulary.
The Education Department's Catherine Lhamon made the announcement in a letter to lawmakers obtained by BuzzFeed News.
The good news: slow-moving economies can't crash too badly. "It’s really hard to kill yourself jumping off a two foot ledge."
Alternate title: which device do you use to spend WAYYY too much time on social media?
The ACLU is kicking off a 16-state effort to pass privacy laws protecting students, employees, and citizens from government surveillance.
Emails obtained through the Freedom of Information Act show the National Security Agency was excited about the movie, but then...not so much.
Admit it: Nothing is more nerve-racking than waiting for your crush to reply after you texted first.
"It still boggles my mind that anybody in the Tea Party, the movement that I came out of, could really be supporting Donald Trump."
Después de 28 años como la Directora Creativa de Vogue, Coddington anunció su retiro.
Think you need eggs and milk to make pancakes? Here's 16 recipes for everyone to enjoy that prove otherwise.
Warning: This video might make you feel bad about how ungifted you are.
Wired magazine's inclusion of Campaign Zero on its inaugural “Clout List” of the top 20 tech insiders defining the 2016 presidential campaign underlines how the Black Lives Matter movement’s proximity to Silicon Valley is helping advance its goals.
Thanks for the "suggestion" but I'll decide how big a serving is.
Why spend money on takeout when you can make these easy, vegan dishes at home?
"No me importa lo que piensen los chicos. Uso esto por mi."
Because sometimes, you need a pitrod to film your life
"A US Marshal investigates the disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital for the criminally insane."
A study released Wednesday found that the population of undocumented immigrants in the U.S. continues to shrink, falling by more than a million since 2008.
Over the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day weekend, leaders of America's largest union federation faced tough questions about the role of police unions in the movement.
"This is actually just like a video game."
Virar o video-game de todos os jeitos para poder ler o jogo era o mínimo.
"Parece mierda de chocolate y huele a carne".
Lakeisha Holloway is accused of driving through a crowd of people on the Las Vegas strip in December, killing one.
Looking great is about making the most of your personal style — and this newsletter will help you get there.
Britney Austin had alleged her employer used slurs, denied her access to the women's restroom, and refused to change her name on company records.
"O departamento de trânsito da Califórnia é pior que o Detran". Criado a partir deste tópico do reddit.
Good to see you, Sam and Toby.
"Soy______, soy ______, y estamos algo_______".
Hace 10 años Kim era la BFF de Paris Hilton y ni North ni Saint West pensaban en nacer.
Sometimes Mother Nature can be a one-way ticket to vomtown.
Martha may look incredible for her age, but she definitely does NOT want to talk about it.
To be, or not to be...like Bill.
Tell us how you learned to let go of your inhibitions.
The HBO documentary tells the story of American photojournalist James Foley.
Sometimes you'll feel like you have no idea what you're doing.
"I’ve heard two songs, which are killer. They’re just great songs, it’s like back to the early stuff of hers."
2013 was a big year for the great white way, and we know what your favorite show was. Just trust us.
Does NY have better pizza than LA has bad pizza? It's a coast-to-coast pizza party challenge!
We've all been wondering. Tim Peake now has the answer.
David Cameron defended his party's tough stance on jail sentences but one of the Met's former most senior black officers said he is "just going round in circles".
Já temos um vencedor para o Troféu Trocadilho. As imagens são da página Grandes Comentários da Internet.
'Til death do they part.
The details are secret, though.
The 80-year-old driver said he couldn't clear the snow by himself.
If you are a business owner, you might have noticed how other businesses have jumped in to the social media bandwagon ever since Facebook, Twitter, and other huge social networking sites came into the scene. And if you haven't already joined the thousands or millions of businesses worldwide who have taken advantage of social media, you are definitely missing out.
The year may be young, but Pinterest fans have been busy, busy, busy.
O programa estreou HÁ DEZESSETE ANOS e aparentemente ninguém que participa envelhece!
The September Issue star been with Vogue since 1988, making an indelible impact on the look and feel of the magazine.
The FAA is allowing one video production company to fly its drones close to people, the first time such an exemption has been given to a business.
You better not freeze up while the timer is counting down.
"I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America."
You may not know Diane Warren's name, but you've belted out a chorus of one of her dozens of megahits at karaoke. With an unexpectedly viral Lady Gaga hit now up for an Oscar, Warren is in her fourth decade of writing definitive mainstream pop songs without ever quite feeling part of the mainstream.
Pasa la lengua por tus dientes y siente esa biopelícula bacteriana agradable y empañada.
Amberwood, the Canadian Alternative band from Waterloo, ON. just released their new single Rollerskate King. A while ago, I met 3/4 of them in Hamilton (lead guitarist Cam was preoccupied buying a new truck.) Here are 5 highlights of my interview with Ollie (lead vocals/rhythm guitar), Colin (bass) and Wes (drums)!
"I think it was in keeping with the DNA for the show."
Residents in downtown Cairo say security forces have come to search their apartments and asked to see their Facebook accounts.
The phrase "sleeping peacefully" is a sick, sick joke.
Is it your bored BFF or a Tinder match trying to get steamy?
"Snow is a new experience but fun in any language looks the same."
The primary function of the Internet is to philosophize about cats. Here are some of the very finest of those musings.
Bebo porque é líquido, se for sólido eu como.
"Mi dieta consiste en no comer nada y cuando creo que me voy a desmayar chupo un taco de jamón".
It's great for your health and body goals and makes you feel like a superhero. SO AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS.
O fotógrafo Klaus Frahm documentou a visão que se tem nos palcos de teatro.
Levar o fora pode ser fisicamente doloroso, e este homem tem dados que provam isso.
You're really going to want to read Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-To-Dragon.
In honor of the 10th anniversary, Corbin Bleu, Lucas Grabeel, and Monique Coleman talked to BuzzFeed News on the phone about what really went down with the Wildcats.
"Why does so much seem to be run by white men who went to Eton?"
Est-ce que vous vous considérez comme de vrais adultes?
"Meu marido soltou um peido e eu disse "Caramba, mulher, cale essa bunda."
The company also launched a brand new and dead-simple music recording app called Music Memos.
Spock pesa mais de 12 quilos e come meio quilo de comida por dia.
Use o slide nas fotos para investigar estes sósias por conta própria!
Tell us how you really feel.
É, já faz dez anos desde ~o começo de algo novo~.
"Deep-fry yer pizzas. We're gonna deep-fry yer pizzas."
Me desculpem, mas este post contém um incidente com curvex.
The proposals would do little to combat extremism and would undermine the good work of faith communities, said Gavin Robinson MP.
El fotógrafo Richard Corman capturó a la reina del pop en todo su esplendor en su etapa previa a la Kaballah.
Some clients go a little overboard with sharing...
Diga adeus para todos os copos quebrados pelo rabo de seu cachorro.
Todas as fofocas do set de filmagem.
Você é tranquilão ou "cabeça quente"?
Adele makes everything better. Via London-based artist Pello, who wants people to submit their own via #AnyAlbumAdele on Twitter.
«Tu vois Junior, avant, il y avait un truc qui s’appelait « dictionnaire » pas Google.»
Quem você acha que está enganando?
Table manners matter, guys.
It's been right around a month since Netflix's Making A Murderer docuseries premiered, and since then, the cast got HOT!
Because you already own everything at Forever 21.
Well, this is bonkers.
He's so good looking that it's not even fair.
«Mon mari a pété et dit: "Putain, meuf, ferme tes fesses."»
Nice Southern drawl, Armisen.
An icy world 10 times heavier than Earth might follow a 20,000-year orbit around the sun, astronomers reported on Wednesday. The mystery planet would explain the far-flung orbits of dwarf planets beyond Pluto.
Un représentant des autorités locales s'est excusé auprès de ce Britannique veuf dont le mariage n'est pas reconnu en Australie.
Heureusement, tout n'est pas aussi compliqué que de maîtriser les caractères...
The chemistry is written in the stars.
"We're doing it for the children. We want them to have equitable learning environments just like our suburban counterparts, and we apologize for not stepping up sooner," one Detroit teacher told BuzzFeed News.
The Oregon community college wants "to challenge the master narrative of race and racism through an exploration of the social construction of whiteness."
A nuclear security expert told BuzzFeed News the risk was so small it's "hardly worth considering".
A congressionally-mandated initiative to overhaul U.S. interrogation strategy is bringing to light the frustrations -- and fragility -- of Obama's post-torture legacy.
"How can we trust women to make smart choices for their children, but not trust them with the decision to have children?"
“The trap had a ghastly perfection” ― Stephen King, The Gunslinger
Lo siento pero esta página contiene un incidente con el rizador de pestañas.
Because sometimes you can't hold back the beer tears.
Crispin Blunt has urged the government to reverse its plan to ban poppers.
"Wer das Rennen nicht fährt, kann weder gewinnen noch verlieren." – David Bowie
"I don't know why he's so worried about me, maybe he thinks that I'm a real threat to him, cause I am," Bush said.
Nipple play is just not Bob's thing.
The notorious "pharma bro" replaced his legal team, pushing back his court date by two weeks.
Certains se captent au premier coup d'œil, d'autres moins.
Que rompan contigo puede resultar físicamente insoportable y este hombre tiene datos que lo demuestran.
"Follows the lives of six twentysomething friends living in Manhattan."
You guys look great and are very impressive, but there are some things we non-gym types just don't understand.
The 20-year-old woman died after allegedly being pushed in front of a train by a man in Berlin, Germany.
"In this world nothing can said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin "...and student loans." - Me
You've probably wreaked havoc on my digestive system. Somehow, I love you anyway.
Putting the anatomy of eyes under the spotlight.
Treehouses, green houses, mushroom lofts, and more!
Nothing to see here. Seriously, there's literally almost nothing left to see here.
Try something new & out there. We've got over 320 clubs and societies at Leeds, here's our pick of the 8 more unusual clubs you may not have even known about.
Faça o favor de mostrar este post para sua avó, seu desnaturado.
Nestlé has been trying to trademark the shape of its classic Kit Kat since 2010 but rival Cadbury is not having a bar of it.
«Une enquête est en cours», déclare la préfecture administrative de Paris après la publication sur son compte Twitter d'un message pro-Poutine et anti-Hollande.
Terrorists carried out a deadly attack at a university in Pakistan on Wednesday. The U.S. Supreme Court will review President Barack Obama’s plan to defer deportation for up to 5 million immigrants. And stargazers rejoice: If you wake up early enough for the next month, you’ll be able to see five (!) planets.
Moria Cásan es “la one”, pero a cada casa del zodíaco le corresponde una Moria que define su personalidad. Te contamos cuál es la tuya.
Por que "Hangover" virou "Se Beber, Não Case", meu Deus?
Admit it: You've done most of these things, if not all.
Il n'y a pas qu'en coloriage qu'il ne faut pas dépasser les lignes.
You'll be surprised by how accurate this is.
Spoiler: These passwords are incredibly stupid passwords.
The Conservatives massively outspent Labour on unregulated online advertising during the election, targeting marginal seats.
„Lottie und Grizzly sind vom ersten Tag an unzertrennlich“, das sagte ihr Frauchen zu BuzzFeed Kanada.
Mean girls are just nice girls that haven't figured it out yet.
Exclusive: Marco Bulmer-Rizzi will receive a new death certificate for his late husband after South Australian premier Jay Weatherill phoned him and promised to change the law.
Satellite images published by the Associated Press confirmed the militant group has razed the 1,400-year-old St. Elijah's Monastery to the ground.
They're not impressed with the Eurosceptic Labour leader's position.
Drumming, friendship, and heavy metal music gave me hope in a time of depression and low self-worth.
Der Instagram-Account Gesichtermix macht komische Dinge mit Dir.
"It has me thinking about unconscious prejudice and what merits prestige in our culture."
Wetten in Milliardenhöhe. Weltklasse-Spieler. Gewaltandrohungen. Geheime Nachrichten an sizilianische Zocker. Und verdächtige Spiele in Wimbledon. Vertrauliche Dokumente zeigen Hinweise auf Spielabsprachen, welche die Entscheider der Tennis-Welt seit Jahren unter Verschluss halten.
"I would prefer to listen to this than a lot of the Bollywood music I've heard so far."
"You're next." – The most terrifying sentence in the English language.
Sie trank sogar eine Tasse Tee auf ex! Jetzt schon legendär!
Tous les potins du plateau de tournage.
The Home Office said it was "deeply concerned" by the issue.
Le vrai problème ce n'est pas les liens, mais les pokes.
The ride-booking company just swatted aside another attempt to control its growth, despite concerns from black-cab drivers.
Eine Sammelklage wurde gegen das Unternehmen eingereicht.
"Have you seen my pants?" *hops awkwardly around the room half-naked*.
Here is what Bollywood wore to the red carpet.
Se rouler sous la couette et ne plus jamais en sortir. PLUS JAMAIS.