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January 13, 2016

Are You More "Parks And Recreation" Or "The Office"?

Are you more Leslie or Michael? Andy or Jim? April or Angela?

How Do You Spell Br*nd*n Fr***r's Name?

This quiz will determine if the star of Encino Man will be slightly miffed at you or not.

Which Albus Dumbledore Quote Should Be Your Life Motto?

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

NBC News Sought Sit-Down Interview With Clinton Accuser Juanita Broaddrick

"We established there was not [anything new], and decided not to pursue it any further," an NBC spokesperson said.

Powerball Mania Too Much To Resist For Many As Jackpot Hits $1.5 Billion

“I know my odds of winning are one in a million, but you have to have faith in God."

26 Tumblr Posts About "Star Wars" Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

"Poe hot Dameron, this is my jam-eron."

12 Things You Need To Know About Entering The US Powerball In Australia

But there's a few things you should know before you take a punt.

Una mujer tejió un muñeco de su hijo porque él no quería abrazarla

La pubertad también afecta duramente a las mamás.

10 Awkward First Kiss Confessions

"I threw up a little in my mouth..."

14 Essential David Bowie Musical Moments In Movies

Hundreds of the late artist's tunes, lyrics, and melodies have impacted the big screen. Here are some of the most memorable.

Americans May Love ESPN, But Not As Much As They Love Eight Bucks

56% of cable subscribers polled in a recent survey said they'd happily drop ESPN and ESPN 2 if it meant a lower cable bill.

FBI Investigating Philadelphia Police Officer Shooting As Terrorist Attack

Officer Jesse Hartnett was shot multiple times last week by a man who authorities said had sworn allegiance to ISIS.

The 21 Most Uncle Things That Ever Happened

They're like dads, but with more beer. (Mildly NSFW because uncle jokes.)

12 Photos Of People Who Have Won Millions Playing Powerball

And maybe you will be added to this list, as well!

Someone Found A Giant Dick-Shaped Icicle And It's Cool As Balls

NSFW because of icicle dicks or whatever.

Mike Huckabee: If Trump's The Nominee, "We Need To Unite Behind Him"

Huckabee did not like Nikki Haley's address.

Trump Says "New York Values" Mean "Energy" That Got City Through 9/11

Trump's rival Ted Cruz said yesterday that Trump "embodies New York values."

Así se verían tus series favoritas si fueran telenovelas de Televisa

Antes de las series, en México ya teníamos telenovelas.

Tonsil Stones Are A Thing You Should Probably Learn About

They smell like the Devil's buttcrack.

19 Leyendas urbanas de Internet que te matarán del miedo

Y tú que creías que esta noche dormirías.

Can You Identify Which Disney Channel Movie Each Celebrity Was In?

We really owe Disney Channel a HUGE thank-you for bringing us some of our favorite stars.

31 Questions We Have For Gynecologists

Do you know how much power you have?

GrabTaxi Is Opening Its First U.S. Engineering Center In Seattle

The move comes a few months after the company formalized a global partnership with Lyft, India's Ola, and China's Didi Kuaidi.

Mizzou Vacates Men's Basketball Wins Over Donor Gifts To Athletes

The joint investigation with the NCAA found school donors were providing "impermissible benefits" to student athletes.

27 Things You Learn After Moving To Toronto

If you get lost in the PATH, you're going to die in the PATH.

These Five Questions Will Determine When You're Getting Married

Just don't expect us to put a ring on it — you've got to find your boo.

The 25 Funniest Things Ever Snapchatted

Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel. Da Vinci had the Mona Lisa. These people accomplished as much with just a cell phone and 10 seconds.

Can You Guess Which Emma Wore It?

Stone, Watson or Roberts?

16 Words To Think Differently About In 2016

Because they matter more than you think.

15 Reasons Why North West And Penelope Disick Are The Cutest BFFs

"Friends are forever, cousins are for life."

Apple To Disband iAd Sales Team

Six years after launching its advertising platform, Apple is moving to phase out its in-house iAd sales team in favor of a new publisher-driven system.

How To Draw 4 Badass "Star Wars" Helmets

Step up your doodle game.

This Is The “Princess Bride” Quote Your Heart Needs Right Now

Westley, Princess Buttercup, and Inigo Montoya are here for you today.

This Hilarious Children's Book Is Actually For Adults

"Words in a different cultural context mean different things, and we shouldn't get too hung up on them."

The Definitive Guide To Checking Your Phone When It's Cold

A question plaguing Canadians for centuries.

21 Perfumes That DEFINITELY Aren't The Real Thing

Never stop knocking off. Never.

Grab Your Earphones And Listen To This Instrumental Taylor Swift Medley Right Now

This take on "Wildest Dreams" and "Bad Blood" does TSwift proud.

Women Try The No-Mirror Makeup Challenge

“I’m not having any me time ‘cause I can’t see ME.”

32 Questions We Have Every Time We Watch "Fixer Upper" On HGTV

Why do you spend money on a gigantic picture of a house?

12 erros que agregaram muito valor a tuítes simples

Nada é mais internet do que 'esrcever' tudo 'eraado'.

43 Canciones que salieron en 1996 y a la fecha sigues escuchando

Con veinte años ya eres más que un clásico... ¿la palabra es vejestorio?

23 medos irracionais que todos os amantes de livros têm

Tá bom, eles são totalmente racionais para nós.

Mark Zuckerberg Keeps Pissing Off His Neighbors

"I’m sure you all agree that it can be cumbersome living next to Zuck."

24 imagens que são a realidade de quem tem cabelos compridos

Um abraço para todos os seus grampos de cabelo perdidos e prendedores quebrados.

Al Jazeera America Is Shutting Down

The cable news channel has struggled to find an audience since it debuted in 2013.

21 Times Angie Was The Best Part Of "30 Rock"

"My single is called, 'My Single Is Dropping,' and it's dropping." — your new Instagram caption

Three Dead After Avalanche Hits Schoolchildren Skiing In French Alps

The group were skiing on a closed run when they were hit by the wall of snow, officials said.

Family Member Blames Father For Death Of 12-Year-Old Girl Shot By Officer

Ciara Meyer was killed Monday when an altercation between her armed father and a constable resulted in gunfire.

13 Charts That Will Make Total Sense To People With Impostor Syndrome

Impostor syndrome: that sinking feeling where you're afraid you're not good enough, and everyone is going to find out about it.

Couples Try Pole Dancing For The First Time

"I somehow feel this is a little too advanced."

The Dress Michelle Obama Wore At The State Of The Union Is Totally Sold Out

The dress was sold out online by the end of the president's speech Tuesday night.

Former Football Star Lawrence Phillips Found Dead In Prison

Phillips had been charged with killing his cellmate after going to prison for assault-related crimes.

24 Genius Products Missing From Your Cat Lady Life

You can't really call yourself a Cat Lady 'til you REALLY commit.

18 tipos de detox para fazer na sua vida

Este post não contém receitas de suco verde.

Você sabe dizer qual é o logotipo verdadeiro destas redes de fast food?

Um é o certo. O outro é uma versão falsa que nós criamos.

14 Badass Historical Women To Name Your Daughters After

Do you have a future daughter? Probably. So name her after these powerful ladies from history.

These Cute Puppy Animations Will Give You Life!

These mesmerizing dogs are made by Seattle based animator Dan Kelly! One day, he will own his own lil' pupper. In the meantime, he animates a silly dog every Tuesday with his 3DS!

Quiz: ¿Eres más Game of Thrones o The Walking Dead?

Hora de saber si naciste para matar walkers o white walkers.

David Bowie's Musical "Lazarus" Showcases His Enduring Legacy

Based on The Man Who Fell to Earth, Lazarus — with a score of Bowie classics and a book co-written by the artist — gained new poignancy following his Jan. 10 death.

Are You A Sane Person In A World Gone Mad?

It's time to learn the truth.

Todos os seis amigos de "Friends" participarão de um especial em breve

Em homenagem a James Burrows, que foi diretor da série, o elenco inteiro de Friends aparecerá em um especial de duas horas que irá ao ar em 21 de fevereiro.

Sweden Sentences Second Asylum-Seeker In Connection With Gay Man's Killing

The victim, a 54-year-old immigrant, was found dead last year with a snake wrapped around his neck.

An Acid Attack Survivor Just Became The First-Ever Spokeperson For A Fashion Brand

Viva N Diva says the campaign is about seeing "beauty in a very different way."

12 coisas que todo torcedor faz quando está em abstinência de futebol

Nessa época até campeonato de pôquer é uma opção.

It Will Soon Be More Expensive To Jaywalk Than To Drink And Drive In Nova Scotia

You'd be better off getting caught speeding past a stopped school bus than jaywalking.

How Legendary French Chef Jacques Pépin Makes A Perfect Omelette

The secret ingredients are butter and charm.

Women, You've Been Drinking Water Wrong Your Whole Lives

Think the proper way to consume water is by sipping it with your mouth? WRONG.

This Makeup Test Will Reveal A Truth About You

There's more to you than meets the eye.

Les 19 fautes de français qui font saigner nos yeux de douleur

Endirer que certains croivent qu'il y a trop de fautes, mais sa va comme meme.

Women Say They Have Blisters And Rashes After Using EOS Lip Balm

A class action lawsuit has been filed against the company.

Will The Right-Wing Backlash Help Or Hurt Nikki Haley?

The quietest fighting words from a potential vice presidential pick.

The "Friends" Reunion Isn't Quite What You Think

UPDATE: On Wednesday, NBC announced the entire cast of Friends will appear on a two-hour special to honor the show's frequent director James Burrows. But now, Matthew Perry won't be able to.

La France en 2006, c'était ça

CPE, pantacourts et Fatal Bazooka, tout ça nous ramène loin.

Mira a cientos de personas cantando en honor a David Bowie sin llorar

Intenta verlo sin que se te ponga la piel de gallina.

Are NHS Weekend Rotas Really Killing People?

People really are more likely to die if they're admitted to hospital on weekends, but the reasons for that are not as straightforward as Jeremy Hunt seems to think.

14 filmes que ganharam títulos malucos em Portugal

"O Poderoso Chefão" é "O Padrinho" e "Planeta dos Macacos" é "O Homem do Futuro".

Schaffst Du das Trash-TV-Diplom?

Weißt Du noch wer es gesagt hat? Mach den Trash-TV Führerschein!

A Guy's Car Is Totally Frozen After He Left It Parked Along A Lake

The crew used 350 pounds of calcium chloride to melt the ice off the car, and 15 minutes later it was free.

29 coisas que você pensou vendo 'Making a Murderer'

"Nunca para de nevar nessa cidade?" [CONTÉM SPOILERS]

The "Making A Murderer" Filmmakers Don't Think Steven Avery Is Guilty

"Is he guilty beyond a reasonable doubt? Nothing I’ve seen, and I’ve seen a lot of stuff, has convinced me of that."

24 choses incroyables qu'on peut voir en Allemagne

Allemagne, on t'aime, mais... parfois tu vas trop loin.

"Charlie Hebdo"-Karikatur bringt toten Flüchtlings-Jungen in Verbindung zu Köln

Die Karikatur des Zeichners, der sich "Riss" nennt, fragt, was aus dem kleinen Aylan geworden wäre, der im September 2015 tot an die türkischen Küste gespült wurde und dessen Bild um die Welt ging. Riss´ Antwort: Aylan hätte in Köln Frauen gejagt.

15 façons de plus profiter du sexe en 2016

N'ayez pas une vision du sexe trop restrictive!

Las 14 opiniones más locas que hemos encontrado en Ciao

Ventajas: comer pescado sin que lo notes. Desventajas: su sabor.

These Poor Coworkers Thought They Won The Powerball But They Actually Didn't

One worker immediately quit his job, only to realize the numbers were wrong.

How Dad Are You Actually?

"Better get to the airport five hours before the flight."

Polémique après un nouveau dessin de Charlie Hebdo sur «Aylan» et les «migrants»

Tima Kurdi, la tante du petit Syrien de 3 ans retrouvé mort sur une plage turque a, en plus de nombreux internautes, exprimé son indignation à propos du nouveau dessin de Riss.

27 Of The Most Iconic "American Horror Story" Quotes Of All Time

In honor of the show's Season 5 finale tonight!

What Is Your Vagina Horror Story?

The vajayjay has seen it all.

14 Momentos históricos de la TV argentina

No todo lo que brilla es oro. Las anécdotas de la TV argentina, tampoco.

Carly Fiorina Slams Nikki Haley's Speech: "It Was The Wrong Note"

The former NRSC vice chair also spoke out against the professional political class.

What's The Funniest Tinder Bio You've Ever Seen?

*Swipes right with entire body.*

Lululemon Barely Discounted At All This Holiday Season

In a retail world flooded with 50%-off signs, the athleisure pioneer is holding the line on premium prices.

People On A London Street Have Been Locked In Conflict With Abortion Protesters For Two Years

A tiny road in Richmond has become a flashpoint as anti-abortion campaigners step up their activity in the UK.

This One Question Will Predict If You're A Lotto Winner

We're obviously really good at predicting those kinds of things.

Tiffany "New York" Pollard's Reaction To David Bowie's Passing Is... One Of A Kind

She thought her cast mate "David" died, not the legendary rock star.

Which Fictional Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

It's time for you to meet your fictional alter ego.

Veterans Are Over-Represented In Canada's Prisons

Veterans may make up one in 20 prisoners in the Canadian prison system, a watchdog says.

Les années 70 à New York en 32 photos

Certaines choses ne changent jamais.

The Oregon Militia Wants You To Stop Sending Them Dildos, Thank You Very Much

All right, which one of you wise guys sent them a bag of dicks?!

19 Times Twitter Perfectly Summed Up Your Inner Grandma

"I'm gonna be honest. I got kicked out of the club because I fell asleep standing up."

16 Things That Are Turning 16 In 2016

Happy Sweet Sixteen, things.

25 cosas que debería tener toda persona adulta

Pequeños cambios que tendrán un gran impacto en tu casa y en tu vida.

Are You More Queen Elsa Or Jack Frost?

You're one with the wind and sky!

O que você pode fazer para se manter seguro em uma manifestação

Dicas tanto para quem deu de cara com uma, quanto para quem está participando e precisa se proteger da ações violentas.

Your Favourite British Snacks In The '90s Vs Now

They've probably all got smaller too.

BuzzFeed Crossword: Two Peas In A Pod

The celebrity BFFLs you didn't see coming

Ted Cruz Calls Elian Gonzalez Saga "A Sad Day For America"

"You saw the federal government sending stormtroopers with machine guns to grab a six-year-child whose mother had died trying to give him freedom and instead for us to send him back to Fidel Castro."

7 Reasons Shower Sex Is A Logistical Nightmare

Only one can be warm at any given moment.

14 frases que toda blogueira já disse

“Olá meninas, hoje o vídeo é de comprinhas na 25 de março”. As frases são do perfil @bloguerafalando no Twitter.

This Is What The Minor Characters From "The Office" Look Like Now

What do the old employees of Dunder Mifflin look like nowadays?

Are You More YouTube Or YouPorn?

Are you SFW or nah?

The True Extent Of Violent Crime Against Women "Is Being Masked"

A new study "blows a hole in the idea that all violent crime is simply falling – it shows men and women are experiencing different things".

10 pessoas que perderam mais de 20 kg contam suas melhores dicas para começar

Os primeiros passos que pessoas reais deram para mudar suas vidas.

9 coisas que você deveria saber sobre sutiãs

Vamos detalhar tudo para você.

What's Going On Around The World Today

Ten U.S. sailors who were detained by Iran yesterday have been freed. At least 15 people died in a suicide bombing outside a polio vaccination center in Pakistan. And meet nine women who’ve been asked to show off their “flaws.”

Bestselling Thriller Writer Accused Of Secret Cyberbullying By Fellow Writers

J.K. Rowling has said the allegations are "shameful" if true.

Alton Towers Launches Virtual Reality Space Ride After 2015 Crash

The theme park is hoping the new VR rollercoaster will reverse a drop in sales following the accident.

24 Pictures That Show The True London

It takes time to truly understand TfL logic.

Which Naughty Disney Fantasy Do You Belong In?

Your childhood might be ruined, but your dirty dreams just came true.

15 Cosas que Disney preferiría que no recordáramos de sus personajes

¡Ay Dios mío! ¿Se suponía que eran dibujos animados para niños?

Can You Pick The Right Celeb Best Friend?

Careful: Having a famous BFF isn't always fun and games.

15 "Gossip Girl" Trivia Questions Every True Fan Should Be Able To Answer

Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

Here's What The Robots From "Robot Wars" Look Like Now

What became of Sir Killalot and Matilda?

Silk Road Creator Seeks To Reverse His Conviction, Life Sentence

Ross Ulbricht's appeal focuses on the corrupt federal agents who were convicted of money laundering in the fallout from the Silk Road investigation.

Which Celebrity Is Actually Your Soulmate?

♫ Oh, you were born to get together, born to get together. ♫

Une petite histoire du cinéma lesbien en GIFs

Sur la question de la visibilité des lesbiennes au cinéma, tout n'est pas encore parfait, mais on revient de loin.

Os vídeos que mostram a violência da PM na manifestação desta terça-feira

O ato do dia 12 de janeiro foi um dos mais violentos já registrados. Dezenas de pessoas ficaram feridas.

How Big A Scotch Whisky Fan Are You?

Have you ever put whisky in your coffee?

Can You Identify These Skate Logos From Your Teenage Years?

It's a bit of a grind, but surely you can spot the real ones from the fakies.

Cabinet Minister Announces He Is Gay

"How can it be both so easy and so hard to say a few short words?"

Si vas a tatuarte necesitas esta guía de uso.

Haz caso a nuestros expertos y te ahorrarás un doloroso episodio con el láser en el futuro.

David Cameron "Hopes" People On The Living Wage Can Afford His Starter Homes

"I hope this word 'hope' goes a long way," replied Jeremy Corbyn.

Suicide Bomber Outside Polio Vaccination Center Kills 15 In Pakistan

The blast, in the city of Quetta, killed members of the country's security forces.

24 Things You'll Get If You Spent Your Teenage Years In Kingston

Time to wander round the Bentall Centre with no real purpose.

18 Sahnige und köstliche vegane Pasta-Rezepte

Tur mir leid, Käse, aber die Makkaroni sind weggezogen. Sie brauchen dich nicht mehr.

"Sexy Waist" Corset Ad Banned For Promoting Unhealthy Body Image

"Women are supposed to look like this," the ad said.

Kommst Du durch das härteste Bayern-Quiz aller Zeiten?

Der BuzzFeed-Einbürgerungstest für den Freistaat.

22 Mistakes Every Edinburgh University Student Makes

Trying to get a seat in the library after 9am the week before exams start.

"Robot Wars" Is Coming Back And Fans Of Robot Violence Can't Wait

There has been no confirmation so far on whether Sir Killalot will appear.

23 Times Jake Miller's Instagram Made You Smile

"Just smile and you'll be alright!"

Your iPhone Screen Will Soon Change Colour At Night To Help You Sleep

The newest version of Apple's iOS will automatically shift the light your phone emits "to the warmer end of the spectrum" after sunset.

37 Things That Make British People Say "Oh, Fuck Off"

Feeling patriotic? You certainly won't be after this.

England Might Get Its Own National Anthem

One MP reckons it's time to ditch "God Save the Queen" and let England have its own anthem.

22 choses que tous les adultes devraient avoir

Des petites améliorations qui auront un impact important sur votre maison et sur votre vie.

12 personas que eliminarás de tu vida en tu veintena

*Ve a su mejor amiga del cole*, *se esconde*.

How Well Do You Remember "That's So Raven"?

Are you so Raven or so NOT Raven?

18 Secrets Clarks Shoe Fitters Will Never Tell You

In case you hadn't realised: Your feet stink.

U.S. Navy Sailor Apologizes On Iran State TV For "Our Mistake"

One of the 10 sailors detained after two Navy boats strayed into Iranian waters Tuesday is seen on Iranian state television apologizing "for our mistake."

17 Experimente, die Du niemals nachmachen solltest

Wir meinen es dieses Mal wirklich so. Hut ab an r/chemicalreactiongifs

This Guy Got A Very Unfortunate Tattoo And Now He Can't Remove It

"I was with a girl recently and I liked her... things were going well until we got naked."

19 Facts Guaranteed To Make All "Harry Potter" Fans Feel Old

Get ready to feel older than Dumbledore.

Here's What You Need To Know About The Indian Law That Let Police Arrest An Actor For Mimicry

Comedy Nights With Kapil actor Kiku Sharda has been taken into custody for 14 days for mimicking preacher Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh on a comedy show. IPC section 295A is the fraught law behind the arrest.

Anushka Sharma's Throwback Photo Proves That She Is A Born-Diva

*Makes squeaky noises because of freaking adorability.*

20 questions que le reste de la France aimerait poser à la Bretagne

Combien de Bretons parlent VRAIMENT breton?

Thousands Of People Are Sharing This Facebook Post About Two Doctors Saving A Man's Life

As people took pictures and videos, the doctors waded through the crowd, and figured out how to open up the man’s airway – with no instruments.

11 frases inglesas rarísimas ilustradas literalmente

No es por soplarnos nuestra propia trompeta, pero han quedado muy bonitas.

Three Russians Detained In Turkish Terror Arrests

The detentions were confirmed by the Russian consulate in Antalya, Turkey, and come after Tuesday’s suicide bombing in Istanbul. A total of 10 people were arrested on Wednesday.

Non, partager le jackpot du Loto américain ne suffirait pas à effacer la pauvreté

Une image virale dit que les 1,3 milliard du Powerball suffiraient à régler le problème de la pauvreté aux États-Unis. C'est faux

Everyone's Favourite Childhood Anthem Just Got An Epic Makeover

♪ ...In the end, it's surprisingly awesome... ♪

Tragic Teen Death Being Used To Justify Proposed Lockouts

The state attorney general is using a tragic "coward punch" death to push for the new laws.

19 Slow Internet Connection Texts That Are Just Too Real

"This YouTube video would look so much better in 144p."

Sridevi's Daughter Had The Perfect Response To Body-Shamers

"I don't care if you think my stomach pops out or if I don't fit into your idea of beautiful."

229 Thoughts We Had During The “Pretty Little Liars” Season 6B Premiere

#TeamCocktailCoven or #TeamExBoyfriendsBrotherhood?

Literally 26 Really Hot Photos Of Liam Hemsworth

One for each year of his beautiful life.

17 Red Velvet Recipes Guaranteed To Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth

Nothing says I love you like red velvet.

Can You Remember The Covers To “Tintin" Comics?

The Adventures of Tintin... ???

34 Reasons Shopping At Spotlight Is Totally Underrated

It's not all ribbons and sequin fabric here.

The City Of Boston Added Cats To Their New Pilot Website.

Needless to say, the new website looks purrrfect...

He Fell In Love With His Grad Student — Then Fired Her For It

Christian Ott, a young astrophysics professor at Caltech, engaged in “discriminatory and harassing” behavior toward two female graduate students, a university investigation has found.

Can You Guess The Cost Of Australian Pharmacy Makeup?

Since when was mascara $20 a pop?!

President Obama Declares Emergency In Michigan Water Crisis

A lead-poisoning crisis in Flint, Michigan, which dates back to April 2014, has forced President Barack Obama to declare an emergency.

Why Won’t The Government Take Up New Zealand’s Offer To Take Our Refugees?

Australia has refused an offer from its neighbour to resettle offshore refugees.

Charlie Sheen Says He Went Off His Meds And Tried Experimental HIV Treatment

The actor told Dr. Oz he temporarily went off his HIV cocktail and tried experimental treatments in Mexico.

Which 2000s Meme Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

Both Sides Pile On Trump At State Of The Union

The Donald wasn’t mentioned by name in either President Obama’s State of the Union address or the Republican response by South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley. But he was a focus of both speeches.

What Carb Are You?

Pasta la vista.