January 13, 2016
Y en ningún otro lugar.
"Bitch better have my money."
This quiz will determine if the star of Encino Man will be slightly miffed at you or not.
"We established there was not [anything new], and decided not to pursue it any further," an NBC spokesperson said.
“I know my odds of winning are one in a million, but you have to have faith in God."
Piénsalo muy bien.
"Poe hot Dameron, this is my jam-eron."
Wine not take this quiz?
But there's a few things you should know before you take a punt.
La pubertad también afecta duramente a las mamás.
"I threw up a little in my mouth..."
The world is a stranger, more beautiful place than you could ever imagine.
Hundreds of the late artist's tunes, lyrics, and melodies have impacted the big screen. Here are some of the most memorable.
56% of cable subscribers polled in a recent survey said they'd happily drop ESPN and ESPN 2 if it meant a lower cable bill.
Officer Jesse Hartnett was shot multiple times last week by a man who authorities said had sworn allegiance to ISIS.
They're like dads, but with more beer. (Mildly NSFW because uncle jokes.)
And maybe you will be added to this list, as well!
NSFW because of icicle dicks or whatever.
Put down your credit cards.
The cold never bothered you anyway.
Huckabee did not like Nikki Haley's address.
Meet your new fave.
Trump's rival Ted Cruz said yesterday that Trump "embodies New York values."
Antes de las series, en México ya teníamos telenovelas.
"Hi, we'll have two Happy Meals."
They smell like the Devil's buttcrack.
Y tú que creías que esta noche dormirías.
Crying forever, bye.
Look out for the impostors!
The season has arrived.
We really owe Disney Channel a HUGE thank-you for bringing us some of our favorite stars.
Do you know how much power you have?
The move comes a few months after the company formalized a global partnership with Lyft, India's Ola, and China's Didi Kuaidi.
"Is there free food?"
The joint investigation with the NCAA found school donors were providing "impermissible benefits" to student athletes.
"The Tom Brady effect."
If you get lost in the PATH, you're going to die in the PATH.
Todos nos parecemos más de lo que pensamos.
Just don't expect us to put a ring on it — you've got to find your boo.
Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel. Da Vinci had the Mona Lisa. These people accomplished as much with just a cell phone and 10 seconds.
What ~feels~ right to you?
The truth is in the frame.
Because they matter more than you think.
Help. Images provided courtesy of imgur.
Six years after launching its advertising platform, Apple is moving to phase out its in-house iAd sales team in favor of a new publisher-driven system.
Step up your doodle game.
Westley, Princess Buttercup, and Inigo Montoya are here for you today.
"Words in a different cultural context mean different things, and we shouldn't get too hung up on them."
A question plaguing Canadians for centuries.
Steven Avery es inocente, ¿ok?
Never stop knocking off. Never.
This take on "Wildest Dreams" and "Bad Blood" does TSwift proud.
“I’m not having any me time ‘cause I can’t see ME.”
Why do you spend money on a gigantic picture of a house?
Adventure Time takes time, man.
Nada é mais internet do que 'esrcever' tudo 'eraado'.
Con veinte años ya eres más que un clásico... ¿la palabra es vejestorio?
A puberdade é difícil para as mães.
Tá bom, eles são totalmente racionais para nós.
"I’m sure you all agree that it can be cumbersome living next to Zuck."
Um abraço para todos os seus grampos de cabelo perdidos e prendedores quebrados.
The cable news channel has struggled to find an audience since it debuted in 2013.
"My single is called, 'My Single Is Dropping,' and it's dropping." — your new Instagram caption
May the odds be ever in your favor.
The science of spirals.
Two peas in a pod.
We let one slip through the cracks.
Had a crush on an animated animal? Same.
The group were skiing on a closed run when they were hit by the wall of snow, officials said.
Watch me Trey Trey.
Ciara Meyer was killed Monday when an altercation between her armed father and a constable resulted in gunfire.
Uma ação judicial coletiva foi movida contra a empresa.
Impostor syndrome: that sinking feeling where you're afraid you're not good enough, and everyone is going to find out about it.
"I somehow feel this is a little too advanced."
Esta vez realmente queremos decir eso. H/T r/chemicalreactiongifs.
The dress was sold out online by the end of the president's speech Tuesday night.
Phillips had been charged with killing his cellmate after going to prison for assault-related crimes.
You can't really call yourself a Cat Lady 'til you REALLY commit.
62 going on 69.
Kylo Ren forever.
Este post não contém receitas de suco verde.
The real happiest place on earth.
Um é o certo. O outro é uma versão falsa que nós criamos.
Do you have a future daughter? Probably. So name her after these powerful ladies from history.
We know if you're a true Potterhead.
These mesmerizing dogs are made by Seattle based animator Dan Kelly! One day, he will own his own lil' pupper. In the meantime, he animates a silly dog every Tuesday with his 3DS!
Hora de saber si naciste para matar walkers o white walkers.
Based on The Man Who Fell to Earth, Lazarus — with a score of Bowie classics and a book co-written by the artist — gained new poignancy following his Jan. 10 death.
De la despensa a tu cutis.
It's time to learn the truth.
Em homenagem a James Burrows, que foi diretor da série, o elenco inteiro de Friends aparecerá em um especial de duas horas que irá ao ar em 21 de fevereiro.
The victim, a 54-year-old immigrant, was found dead last year with a snake wrapped around his neck.
Viva N Diva says the campaign is about seeing "beauty in a very different way."
Nessa época até campeonato de pôquer é uma opção.
"I'm so proud of this woman I could burst."
You'd be better off getting caught speeding past a stopped school bus than jaywalking.
En la pizza confiamos.
You're ~probably~ safe in your room.
The secret ingredients are butter and charm.
Think the proper way to consume water is by sipping it with your mouth? WRONG.
There's more to you than meets the eye.
Endirer que certains croivent qu'il y a trop de fautes, mais sa va comme meme.
A class action lawsuit has been filed against the company.
The quietest fighting words from a potential vice presidential pick.
Voici le nouveau roi des terrains.
UPDATE: On Wednesday, NBC announced the entire cast of Friends will appear on a two-hour special to honor the show's frequent director James Burrows. But now, Matthew Perry won't be able to.
CPE, pantacourts et Fatal Bazooka, tout ça nous ramène loin.
Intenta verlo sin que se te ponga la piel de gallina.
Put down your pitchforks. I have proof.
"We should over throw the NDP like a kudatah?"
People really are more likely to die if they're admitted to hospital on weekends, but the reasons for that are not as straightforward as Jeremy Hunt seems to think.
But those who identify as neither have options.
"O Poderoso Chefão" é "O Padrinho" e "Planeta dos Macacos" é "O Homem do Futuro".
Weißt Du noch wer es gesagt hat? Mach den Trash-TV Führerschein!
The crew used 350 pounds of calcium chloride to melt the ice off the car, and 15 minutes later it was free.
Guys, everything is fine.
"Nunca para de nevar nessa cidade?" [CONTÉM SPOILERS]
"Is he guilty beyond a reasonable doubt? Nothing I’ve seen, and I’ve seen a lot of stuff, has convinced me of that."
Te perjudicas vos mismo.
Do pagode ao heavy metal.
Allemagne, on t'aime, mais... parfois tu vas trop loin.
Die Karikatur des Zeichners, der sich "Riss" nennt, fragt, was aus dem kleinen Aylan geworden wäre, der im September 2015 tot an die türkischen Küste gespült wurde und dessen Bild um die Welt ging. Riss´ Antwort: Aylan hätte in Köln Frauen gejagt.
N'ayez pas une vision du sexe trop restrictive!
Ventajas: comer pescado sin que lo notes. Desventajas: su sabor.
And everything is under $50!
WAS? IST? DAS?
Peace out, pastels.
It's about time, guys.
Taza + microondas = combo ganador.
One worker immediately quit his job, only to realize the numbers were wrong.
"Better get to the airport five hours before the flight."
The end to all sniffles!
Besides Chandler, of course.
Tima Kurdi, la tante du petit Syrien de 3 ans retrouvé mort sur une plage turque a, en plus de nombreux internautes, exprimé son indignation à propos du nouveau dessin de Riss.
In honor of the show's Season 5 finale tonight!
The vajayjay has seen it all.
No todo lo que brilla es oro. Las anécdotas de la TV argentina, tampoco.
The former NRSC vice chair also spoke out against the professional political class.
*Swipes right with entire body.*
In a retail world flooded with 50%-off signs, the athleisure pioneer is holding the line on premium prices.
A tiny road in Richmond has become a flashpoint as anti-abortion campaigners step up their activity in the UK.
We're obviously really good at predicting those kinds of things.
5 minutos más = media hora.
Tu veux être mon amoureux-se?
She thought her cast mate "David" died, not the legendary rock star.
ON JIMMY KIMMEL. Sorry.
No giggling either!
Veterans may make up one in 20 prisoners in the Canadian prison system, a watchdog says.
Next-day delivery is a life-saver.
Certaines choses ne changent jamais.
All right, which one of you wise guys sent them a bag of dicks?!
"I'm gonna be honest. I got kicked out of the club because I fell asleep standing up."
Happy Sweet Sixteen, things.
Pequeños cambios que tendrán un gran impacto en tu casa y en tu vida.
Dicas tanto para quem deu de cara com uma, quanto para quem está participando e precisa se proteger da ações violentas.
They've probably all got smaller too.
The celebrity BFFLs you didn't see coming
"Ese Geralt es tremendo mujeriego".
"You saw the federal government sending stormtroopers with machine guns to grab a six-year-child whose mother had died trying to give him freedom and instead for us to send him back to Fidel Castro."
Only one can be warm at any given moment.
What do the old employees of Dunder Mifflin look like nowadays?
A new study "blows a hole in the idea that all violent crime is simply falling – it shows men and women are experiencing different things".
Os pigmentos, a mistura!
Os primeiros passos que pessoas reais deram para mudar suas vidas.
Vamos detalhar tudo para você.
NICHT JUGENDFREI (PENISSE).
Ten U.S. sailors who were detained by Iran yesterday have been freed. At least 15 people died in a suicide bombing outside a polio vaccination center in Pakistan. And meet nine women who’ve been asked to show off their “flaws.”
J.K. Rowling has said the allegations are "shameful" if true.
The theme park is hoping the new VR rollercoaster will reverse a drop in sales following the accident.
It takes time to truly understand TfL logic.
¡Ay Dios mío! ¿Se suponía que eran dibujos animados para niños?
Schnapp Dir ein Buch.
Careful: Having a famous BFF isn't always fun and games.
What became of Sir Killalot and Matilda?
Ross Ulbricht's appeal focuses on the corrupt federal agents who were convicted of money laundering in the fallout from the Silk Road investigation.
Sur la question de la visibilité des lesbiennes au cinéma, tout n'est pas encore parfait, mais on revient de loin.
O ato do dia 12 de janeiro foi um dos mais violentos já registrados. Dezenas de pessoas ficaram feridas.
Have you ever put whisky in your coffee?
It's a bit of a grind, but surely you can spot the real ones from the fakies.
Spoiler alert: She has red hair now.
"How can it be both so easy and so hard to say a few short words?"
Haz caso a nuestros expertos y te ahorrarás un doloroso episodio con el láser en el futuro.
"I hope this word 'hope' goes a long way," replied Jeremy Corbyn.
The blast, in the city of Quetta, killed members of the country's security forces.
Time to wander round the Bentall Centre with no real purpose.
Tur mir leid, Käse, aber die Makkaroni sind weggezogen. Sie brauchen dich nicht mehr.
"Women are supposed to look like this," the ad said.
Der BuzzFeed-Einbürgerungstest für den Freistaat.
Trying to get a seat in the library after 9am the week before exams start.
There has been no confirmation so far on whether Sir Killalot will appear.
So trucking good.
The newest version of Apple's iOS will automatically shift the light your phone emits "to the warmer end of the spectrum" after sunset.
Feeling patriotic? You certainly won't be after this.
RIP David Galabru.
BuzzFeed España, al rescate.
One MP reckons it's time to ditch "God Save the Queen" and let England have its own anthem.
Des petites améliorations qui auront un impact important sur votre maison et sur votre vie.
*Ve a su mejor amiga del cole*, *se esconde*.
When he was about 14 and she was about 12.
In case you hadn't realised: Your feet stink.
One of the 10 sailors detained after two Navy boats strayed into Iranian waters Tuesday is seen on Iranian state television apologizing "for our mistake."
Wir meinen es dieses Mal wirklich so. Hut ab an r/chemicalreactiongifs
"I was with a girl recently and I liked her... things were going well until we got naked."
Get ready to feel older than Dumbledore.
Siri always on beat.
Comedy Nights With Kapil actor Kiku Sharda has been taken into custody for 14 days for mimicking preacher Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh on a comedy show. IPC section 295A is the fraught law behind the arrest.
*Makes squeaky noises because of freaking adorability.*
Combien de Bretons parlent VRAIMENT breton?
It's sooooooo easy.
Repose en paix, Starman.
As people took pictures and videos, the doctors waded through the crowd, and figured out how to open up the man’s airway – with no instruments.
No es por soplarnos nuestra propia trompeta, pero han quedado muy bonitas.
The detentions were confirmed by the Russian consulate in Antalya, Turkey, and come after Tuesday’s suicide bombing in Istanbul. A total of 10 people were arrested on Wednesday.
Une image virale dit que les 1,3 milliard du Powerball suffiraient à régler le problème de la pauvreté aux États-Unis. C'est faux
♪ ...In the end, it's surprisingly awesome... ♪
The state attorney general is using a tragic "coward punch" death to push for the new laws.
"This YouTube video would look so much better in 144p."
*SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS*
"I don't care if you think my stomach pops out or if I don't fit into your idea of beautiful."
"Don't be fucking rude!"
#TeamCocktailCoven or #TeamExBoyfriendsBrotherhood?
One for each year of his beautiful life.
The Adventures of Tintin... ???
It's not all ribbons and sequin fabric here.
Christian Ott, a young astrophysics professor at Caltech, engaged in “discriminatory and harassing” behavior toward two female graduate students, a university investigation has found.
Since when was mascara $20 a pop?!
A lead-poisoning crisis in Flint, Michigan, which dates back to April 2014, has forced President Barack Obama to declare an emergency.
Australia has refused an offer from its neighbour to resettle offshore refugees.
The actor told Dr. Oz he temporarily went off his HIV cocktail and tried experimental treatments in Mexico.
The Donald wasn’t mentioned by name in either President Obama’s State of the Union address or the Republican response by South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley. But he was a focus of both speeches.
The idea that the Middle East's troubles are "rooted in conflicts that date back millennia" didn't go over too well on Twitter.
Bernie had notes.
In his final address, the president focused less on specific policy proposals and instead on his achievements over the past seven years and his broad, progressive vision for the future. Here's the complete text of his speech before Congress:
The policy was heavily criticized after last year’s fatal shooting of Kathryn Steinle at the alleged hands of an undocumented immigrant with seven felonies
We really love lesbian porn.
"It's difficult learning you don't have to decide what race you are."
"Come with us," they said, "It'll be fun!" they said.
With bills stacking up at the state legislature, many hoped Gov. Mike Pence would be a guiding light after last year’s dispute over religious freedom and LGBT discrimination. That didn't happen on Tuesday.
"When you wanna pop off rounds in your neighborhood like the rest of the hood rats, but you gotta be responsible."
The perfect hashtag for those of us who would rather turn into breakfast cereal than have a conversation with someone.
"Your candidates are horrifying garbage who've done nothing for LGBT rights. Don't use my image."
A beautiful marriage between a pizza and a waffle.