October 7, 2013
When you're the King...you get to do weird things like this, I guess?
Just answer the question, Monster.
“I can hardly see myself returning as long as Putin stays in power,” the chess legend turned Russian opposition leader tells BuzzFeed.
The pepper, and the politician. Not so dissimilar after all.
We are now in the news space age.
It will be called "Makers and Merchants" and may open in summer 2014, the New York Post reports, citing anonymous sources. That would put it a block from Tommy Bahama's relatively new restaurant and flagship store.
Does a "filthy, putrid, or decomposed substance" sound like something you might be interested in eating? Most FDA staff inspecting food imported into the U.S. have been furloughed during the shutdown, so now might be your chance.
Otherwise known as: just another excuse to dress like a goth schoolgirl.
The crack that smiles back: Goldfish.
While it waits for 2016, the major pro-Clinton group takes on current battles. "There are also big priorities for our party and our country right now," the group's communications director said.
Let's take a deep breath and walk into the orange. The bright, bright orange.
A bill that would take kids from gay parents is incubating in the Russian legislature.
You knew these animals were cute, now you'll know what to call them.
Tom Penders has been furloughed twice in the last three months, thanks to Washington's budget showdowns. "I just want to go to work and get paid. I don't know what that's so hard for people in Washington to understand."
Here's what happened today!
Beam us up, Shep Smith.
SMH Gravity, SMH.
Step aside, Louis. JK, this dog could use some lessons.
Because beards are important.
Truly a work of art.
We all knew it was only a matter of time.
Can Wednesday hurry up and get here already!?
They've thought of everything.
The teenager who was shot in the head by the Taliban for speaking out about girls' rights to education explained why she won't stop. UPDATE: Yousafzai has won the Nobel Peace Prize with children's rights activist Kailash Satyarthi.
You are what you eat. Jelly doughnut or lean, mean, green pepper. Your choice.
Bombings and shootings across Egypt left many wondering when the violence would end. And it left many more pointing fingers over it.
Not all those who wander are lost, but they definitely found a tattoo parlor along the way.
House leaders have plans for a stand-alone bill that they hope will force Democrats into negotiations.
And the MLB Network is on top of it. (NSFW)
The Secretary of State wore the traditional Balinese "endek" at dinner Monday at the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation Forum in Bali. Kerry is leading the U.S. delegation at APEC after President Obama cancelled his trip following the shutdown of the government Monday.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!
She's more than just your favorite mutant mallrat.
Alternatively titled: The 21 Best People To Bet On The Ponies With.
"Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball."
Take me. Also take me to space. But not really because space is scary as hell.
Plus 5 ways to (legally) get your cat high, 10 celebrities who are jerks in real life, and some kids who prefer to eat slimy meat over real hamburgers.
The most beautiful bromance to ever exist in the history of bromances.
Over the years she has proved that we should just rename it Klum-oween. She also apparently has a thing for fangs.
Finally, "Good Time" (featuring Lil' Wayne) is here, and I never want this song to end.
"If we get another chance we will definitely kill her and that will make us feel proud," members of the Taliban in Pakistan said.
Side-eyes. Side-eyes all around.
Possibly the most difficult person to impress in your life.
Animals around the world received blessings on the feast day of St. Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of animals.
Drool at the simple mention of a cheesy, delicious slice? These guys get it.
Some of the nation's top retailers are predicting digital devices will be at the top of kids' wish lists this year.
BALLOON SCULPTURES! And leopard print pajamas.
See below and all obvious evidence currently in the world for reference.
Her name is Coco, and she's a very big deal.
Haters to the left.
We wouldn't mind these snakes trick or treating on our doorstep.
One analyst has already initiated coverage of Twitter with a whopping $50 price target.
Jay Carney rejects a growing conservative meme.
Because beer is better when served from an ancient cavern.
Two legs bad, four legs good?
Just because you live in a frat house doesn't mean it has to smell like one. Here are some tips and tricks to freshen up your bachelor pad with little effort.
This weekend, plenty of fuzzy and feathered friends were blessed as part of an annual feast honoring the patron saint of animals. Here's why some of them came to church asking for forgiveness.
It's probably not going to work like you want it to...
What would Nanny Fine say about this, Nicholle Tom?!
Sometimes his greatest adventures are his most ordinary ones. All the awards for artist Sarah Johnson.
And about 15% attended the same high school.
What a lovely birthday gift!
He's a self-proclaimed Instagram-pa.
Because change is hard. Here's lookin' at you iOS6.
Hey, leaves, you don't have to tart yourselves up like this. Have some dignity.
Are you in need of new tunes to listen to? Here are some amazing bands from Latin America that we think you'll enjoy a lot.
A bizarre video called "Rebel Rocket Attack" appeared on street artist Banksy's official website yesterday. It was originally accompanied by the following text, which has since disappeared: "I'm not posting any pictures today. Not after this shocking footage has emerged."
You didn't think Disney created Cruella de Vil themselves, did you?
"Nothing Compares to Wrecking Ball" is the (fantasy) collaboration you never knew you needed.
According to new data, users are unlocking their phones an average of 110 times per day. Help.
Phil Falcone, already banned from the investment industry by the Securities and Exchange Commission, has settled with New York State regulators and agreed to keep his hands off Fidelity New York, an insurance company his holding company controls.
"I am only selling this guitar because my wife was affected with the government shutdown and I am trying to help with some bills," wrote one user.
Halloween is near. F*ck sentient evil skeletons.
Oh, just Sandra Bullock pontificating in fluent German, NBD.
Halloween is supposed to be scary, not cute. So trade in those ombrè pumpkins this year for some legit guts and gore.
"This will be copied and become the norm."
"We will take stricter measures that will help us detect gays who will be then barred from entering Kuwait," said Yousuf Mindkar, the health ministry's director of public health.
And won't retract.
Members of Congress also pay more.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Joe Mikolajczak could have canceled the billboard when his wife Marylou passed away in April, but he didn't.
BLOODY HELL, you don't need to drive a flying car to be the Ron of your friend group. It just takes some bravery, loyalty, and a lot of awkwardness.
This is confirmation that Robin Thicke was having a stroke throughout all of "Blurred Lines." Via Dave Shumka.
A startling investigative report chronicles a culture of dismissiveness and ignorance toward brain trauma that's pervaded the highest ranks of the NFL for years.
The boy was alone and without a ticket, but he was able to make his way on to a flight at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.
You know her as the shark-killing waitress in Sharknado and from Make It or Break It and Bring It On, but did you also know that she's super-close with her mom and she's a raw juice fanatic? Those tidbits and more in our Q&A!
Mia lives in Waco. Madeleine lives in Brooklyn. They each make around $32,000 a year. How far does their money go?
Philadelphia news anchor Joyce Evans came under fire yesterday for a tweet that used a Breaking Bad reference to plug a story about a local shooting. And, of course, Twitter responded brilliantly.
Don't #starbucksdrakehands and text people.
Want tickets? Just click F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 and then have a little cry.
Sometimes being geeky is the way to go. This is one of those times.
Language is flustrating sometimes.
You know, for people who have too much time on their hands.
*insert Hova laugh here*
You sure you heard that right?
You're not the boss of them, as much as you wish you could be.
Even if you're a total makeup/face-paint novice, you can look killer in no time.
In this beautiful series, artist Elin Jonsson depicts the women of "Game of Thrones" in the style of Alphonse Mucha.
Snowden's Russian lawyer said the NSA whistleblower is considering applying for Russian citizenship.
His goatee, people. He's talking about his goatee.
From arm warmers to coffee cozies, these are the things you need to be making for autumn!
The Peep Show protagonist is neurotic, lacking in confidence, and awkward. He's everything we aspire to be.
Because it doesn't just happen on one day.
Coming out isn't simple because we don't live simple lives.
Hugh Jackman used to be a gym teacher in London? News to me! It makes total sense, though...
The lanterns' rings are out of juice, their power batteries are empty, and they're about to face one of their most powerful foes of all time. What's next for the Green Lanterns? Robert Venditti And Van Jensen offer a preview of Green Lantern Corps #24 shed some light on "Lights Out."
The power of the Holy Spearit is REAL! Let us rejoice!
Get the tissues ready, you guys.
James E. Rothman of Yale University; Randy W. Schekman of the University of California, Berkeley; and Dr. Thomas C. Südhof of Stanford University, shared the $1.2 million prize announced by the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm.
AmberAlert.gov was taken offline by the shutdown. Justice Department says the service itself was unaffected.
Menstrual blood features prominently in the printed tee. So, you know, pretty NSFW.
Nope. Nope. Nope. And...nope.
He's going to star in a musical version of American Psycho.
Including the mind-bending fact that he lost his virginity at age 8.
Water off a modelesque duck's back!
Sky+ at the ready. This is what you need to be watching.
If our Socialist President gets his way, Capitalism will soon be dead and companies will have to go Red.
Why, you ask? Because Gravity.
Strip away the musical accompaniment and you realise just how powerful these performances are.
"Mental patients" and people with symptoms of mental illness are not the same thing.
If you haven't heard the news already, the hit MTV series that chronicles the first meeting of two people who only know each other online is coming to the UK! Here's why you should be stoked.
Gunmen have killed at least five Egyptian soldiers in the Suez Canal city of Ismailiya, as a large car bomb also hits security forces building.
Bizarre court case of the week.
Even though you aren't four years old any more, this news is very very exciting
Two people have been killed by a bomb targeting anti-polio campaigners near a hospital in Peshawar.
Dallas versus Denver featured almost a thousand yards passing, weird Jerry Jones clapping, speechless wives, a lost cameraman...
Early Monday morning a typhoon struck Fuding city of Fujian province, packing winds of up to 94 miles per hour and killing at least two people, before weakening to a tropical storm.
Both sides hunker down as the government shutdown enters its second week. "They are trying to get Democrats on bad votes. The American public isn't stupid," said Rep. Keith Ellison.
Also featuring Emo Eli Manning.
The pair, who were released from an Egyptian prison after being held without charges since mid-August, were barred from flying out of the country on Sunday, Cairo airport officials said.
The renowned astrophysicist is apparently unhappy with some of the factual accuracy in the Sandra Bullock-George Clooney space-set thriller. Some SPOILERS ahead.
The young mother who was gunned down after driving into barricades near the White House on Thursday had a history of mental illness — allegedly including postpartum depression.