October 4, 2013
Try to make it through this video without going into a rage.
This is pure comedic gold.
It does WHAT on Uranus?!
There are many crazy places in the world... Here are some of the freakiest.
Thousands of clueless investors bought an over-the-counter stock for a bankrupt retail chain because its symbol was close to Twitter's. Or so the story goes! In the world of penny stocks, things are rarely so simple.
brb. throwing up forever.
While the world was discussing its IPO, Twitter was making a case to justify massive tax breaks it received from the city of San Francisco.
Hill bartenders say that members of Congress were sitting around getting their buzz on before they decided to go shut the government down.
The National Weather Service office in Anchorage, Alaska, had a very special message for Washington on Friday.
With nothing but the contents of your bathroom and the outer limits of your ~imagination~, you can have a costume in no time.
The reason for the self-immolation was not known and the man's identity was not disclosed by officials. He is said to be in critical condition at a Washington hospital.
Do you know what happens while you're dreaming?
Your Nicaraguan co-host didn't "grow up on tacos" and the children of undocumented immigrants are not "children of the corn." A look at Fox News' recent coverage of Hispanics.
Since we know y'all don't want to talk about the shutdown anymore.
More dependent on ads than even the old media giants.
The Hardball host is a man of many talents.
Both candidates come out swinging. "The only example of economic growth I can find in Newark is the growth of Cory Booker's bank account."
Nye, who was sent home from Dancing with the Stars this week, is looking forward to partnering with subscription gift-box service Quarterly. He told BuzzFeed he's even interested in bringing back some form of Bill Nye the Science Guy.
They cooked a family recipe and played the Newlyweds game. Ann's celebrity crush is Rob Lowe.
"Come over and play board games!" they said. "It'll be fun!"
Do not attempt at home.
In space… no one can hear your request for non-essential dehydrated strawberry ice cream.
Real lives, real people.
"YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WELL ADVISED ABOUT THE INHERENT HAZARDS OF LAUNCHING CREMATED REMAINS INTO SPACE BY USING A LAUNCH VEHICLE."
Why do we toast a drink, shake hands or high five? Here are the answers.
Time to get ruthless.
Answer: no. Get eye candy out of your own age bracket girls, these men are for the grown-ups.
President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden walked out of the White House to grab lunch at a nearby restaurant.
Just a guess, but I bet WBC members weren't psyched about it. This post is obviously NSFWish.
Kim Kardashian shared this photo upon her return from Paris Fashion Week. SO. CUTE.
The Couple Whose Wedding Was Shut Down By The Shutdown Gets A Much Better Ceremony On "The Colbert Report"
This D.C. couple wanted to get married at the Jefferson Memorial. Instead, they got Stephen Colbert's studio and a special blessing from Mandy Patinkin.
The short answer: everything.
No, seriously guys, the pee goes INSIDE the toilet.
Breaking Bad superfans paid for the death notice. "He died after a long battle with lung cancer and a gunshot wound."
Happy National Taco Day from your friends at Fox News!
Although likely well-intended, these gifts make for more trouble than you'd like. A fellow parent knows the truly dark reality of jigsaw puzzles.
The tea party senator and his allies campaigned on the promise to revolutionize Washington — so why is everyone so surprised they're trying to do it?
Labour leader says Lord Rothermere needs to take a "long, hard look" at the "culture and practices" of the Daily Mail.
Phew, that was a close one.
In honor of the 144th birthday of Mahatma Gandhi, which was commemorated around the world this week. #noviolence #nofilter
Democratic official mocks E.W. Jackson for saying "divine intervention" is needed to bring compromise in Washington.
A new report reveals that the National Organization for Marriage's Brian Brown visited Russia to spur passage of the gay adoption ban, while the World Congress of Families tried to take credit for the cancelation of Belgrade Pride.
If you suffer from Pinterest envy when it comes to decor, use these quintessential basics to cure your affliction.
Amateur footage obtained by Channel 4 News appears to show a police car crashing into a barrier during today's car chase in Washington D.C. (Graphic Language)
"Due to the government shutdown, President Obama’s travel to Indonesia and Brunei has been cancelled," the White House said in a statement.
There have been 335 newspaper articles written this year about the 2016 presidential election, according to Pew Research Center. More of them were about Hillary Clinton than any other potential candidate.
As of Thursday night, we have more questions than answers as to why a 34-year-old dental hygienist engaged with police and the Secret Service on the steps of the Capitol building.
Thanks for the honesty, congressman!