October 4, 2013
Try to make it through this video without going into a rage.
This is pure comedic gold.
It does WHAT on Uranus?!
There are many crazy places in the world... Here are some of the freakiest.
Thousands of clueless investors bought an over-the-counter stock for a bankrupt retail chain because its symbol was close to Twitter's. Or so the story goes! In the world of penny stocks, things are rarely so simple.
brb. throwing up forever.
The third season of the AMC Western moved to Saturdays, the night that's (rightly) considered death for a television show. But somehow, it's defied the odds.
Ke$ha's butt ladies and gentlemen.
Pooping is so awkward.
When is somebody going to give him a medal?
Pitching. Offense. Defense. Fans. An old stadium that sometimes gets filled with sewage. They've got it all in the East Bay.
While the world was discussing its IPO, Twitter was making a case to justify massive tax breaks it received from the city of San Francisco.
Hill bartenders say that members of Congress were sitting around getting their buzz on before they decided to go shut the government down.
Plus a burger made with the body and blood of Christ, the question of realism in the new sci-fi film "Gravity," and a coloring book based on Salt-n-Pepa.
The National Weather Service office in Anchorage, Alaska, had a very special message for Washington on Friday.
For those who have dealt, are dealing, or simply want to learn more.
The 12 Years a Slave and All is Bright actor is tired of everyone calling his eccentric characters assholes and misanthropes, but he doesn't mind constantly playing the downtrodden. In fact, he barely noticed.
With nothing but the contents of your bathroom and the outer limits of your ~imagination~, you can have a costume in no time.
The reason for the self-immolation was not known and the man's identity was not disclosed by officials. He is said to be in critical condition at a Washington hospital.
You're the best football coach NU has ever had, Pat Fitzgerald. And we're very worried that you might fly away to go help those other children at USC.
Do you know what happens while you're dreaming?
Your Nicaraguan co-host didn't "grow up on tacos" and the children of undocumented immigrants are not "children of the corn." A look at Fox News' recent coverage of Hispanics.
Pug + Bubble Wrap = EPIC CUTE FACTOR
The only thing that could have made this film even more exceptional is if it were based on a true story.
Yes, you read that correctly. Pills. Made. From. Poop.
... And it's actually incredibly moving.
Since we know y'all don't want to talk about the shutdown anymore.
If you didn't know, now you know.
More dependent on ads than even the old media giants.
Look at them go!
The Hardball host is a man of many talents.
Is this the world's most interesting love triangle?
Both candidates come out swinging. "The only example of economic growth I can find in Newark is the growth of Cory Booker's bank account."
Nye, who was sent home from Dancing with the Stars this week, is looking forward to partnering with subscription gift-box service Quarterly. He told BuzzFeed he's even interested in bringing back some form of Bill Nye the Science Guy.
The premise is a woman goes on to the subway and gets into a physical altercation with her boyfriend because he gave her AIDS.
They cooked a family recipe and played the Newlyweds game. Ann's celebrity crush is Rob Lowe.
Born in the middle of winter, this little lady's as tough as she is adorable.
Her letter is being praised as an important commentary on what's the matter with Miley. But Sinead is the one who should be embarrassed.
Meet the Fordham Rams — New York City's undefeated college football team, the pride of the Bronx. F-U! F-U! F-U!
We all go through that sexy costume phase.
"Come over and play board games!" they said. "It'll be fun!"
This is his coup d'état.
Do not attempt at home.
Don't you sometimes wish there was a specific and concise way to describe how you were feeling? Maybe you can adopt these words from other languages, since they totally nailed it.
Kids have been teasing boys named Tracy for decades now.
In space… no one can hear your request for non-essential dehydrated strawberry ice cream.
Q Radio focuses on life in India from an LGBT perspective.
Real lives, real people.
This is how. After 17 years with the Colorado Rockies, Todd Helton took out this full-page ad in the Denver Post.
"YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WELL ADVISED ABOUT THE INHERENT HAZARDS OF LAUNCHING CREMATED REMAINS INTO SPACE BY USING A LAUNCH VEHICLE."
Why do we toast a drink, shake hands or high five? Here are the answers.
Time to get ruthless.
Pandas are real life anime characters anyway.
If she can do it, you can do it!
Answer: no. Get eye candy out of your own age bracket girls, these men are for the grown-ups.
These costumes will haunt your dreams. So many disturbing masks!
President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden walked out of the White House to grab lunch at a nearby restaurant.
Let's chalk it up to a battle of the ex-reality stars.
He's a real thinker.
From the completely random to the mundane, here are all of the noteworthy things that you probably missed for your viewing pleasure.
Let's just all take a moment to appreciate the Criminal Minds star.
Just a guess, but I bet WBC members weren't psyched about it. This post is obviously NSFWish.
Skirt life for everrrr.
Let's all breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Who would have thought shared rooms with strangers could be made so unbelievably awesome?
OK, stop saying "go east" like that means something to me.
New "Drink Responsibly" campaign via New Zealand.
Over $96,178,668 of beer is served every day. That's a hell of a lot of beer.
Let's just move all television to Australia.
This kid is amazing.
Kim Kardashian shared this photo upon her return from Paris Fashion Week. SO. CUTE.
MLB paid former Biogenesis head Tony Bosch $5 million and an investigator $150,000 for help forcing A-Rod out of baseball, according to the slugger's complaint.
No seriously, it's uncanny.
"You know, I think a much better analogy would have been brother and sister, don't you?"
The Couple Whose Wedding Was Shut Down By The Shutdown Gets A Much Better Ceremony On "The Colbert Report"
This D.C. couple wanted to get married at the Jefferson Memorial. Instead, they got Stephen Colbert's studio and a special blessing from Mandy Patinkin.
It's only 33 seconds long and I'm ugly crying.
Two guys, one vespa.
The short answer: everything.
You know you watch 'em!
What if R.L. Stine's spooky frightmares were tailored for adults?
This week BuzzReads takes an in-depth look at the Silicon Valley-based Singularity University, where sci-fi enthused global elite try to discern our technological future. Read that, and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
1000% over it.
No, seriously guys, the pee goes INSIDE the toilet.
Er, excuse me.
Ugh, it's so cheesy.
Breaking Bad superfans paid for the death notice. "He died after a long battle with lung cancer and a gunshot wound."
Miley's not the only member of the Cyrus family that's doing some experimenting these days. WHAT.
Run, WildCat, run!
It's not all downhill after your early twenties. Just mostly.
Isn't he just the cutest?
She's actually managing to make Times Square look kind of glamorous.
The millionaire British bomber is currently in town for a month, putting up his whimsical little stencil scenes. But Jilly Ballistic, Poster Boy, and Robert Lanz are hometown rascals.
Happy National Taco Day from your friends at Fox News!
Although likely well-intended, these gifts make for more trouble than you'd like. A fellow parent knows the truly dark reality of jigsaw puzzles.
The tea party senator and his allies campaigned on the promise to revolutionize Washington — so why is everyone so surprised they're trying to do it?
Sinéad posted an open letter to the singer yesterday.
Labour leader says Lord Rothermere needs to take a "long, hard look" at the "culture and practices" of the Daily Mail.
The hair wars in the secretarial pool during the Mad Men-era were massive.
These will make you feel warm inside.
Phew, that was a close one.
Where would we be without Katie Hopkins, sensationalist interviews and Philip Schofield?
Journalist Mehdi Hasan took on the Mail in an impassioned rant on Question Time last night.
Inside the $12,000 weeklong program teaching rising entrepreneurs that the secret to success is as simple as being able to tell the future.
In honor of the 144th birthday of Mahatma Gandhi, which was commemorated around the world this week. #noviolence #nofilter
Democratic official mocks E.W. Jackson for saying "divine intervention" is needed to bring compromise in Washington.
A new report reveals that the National Organization for Marriage's Brian Brown visited Russia to spur passage of the gay adoption ban, while the World Congress of Families tried to take credit for the cancelation of Belgrade Pride.
If you suffer from Pinterest envy when it comes to decor, use these quintessential basics to cure your affliction.
Amateur footage obtained by Channel 4 News appears to show a police car crashing into a barrier during today's car chase in Washington D.C. (Graphic Language)
A new report from the National Center for Transgender Equality details "pervasive" discrimination against thousands of transgender immigrants living in the U.S. The move is part of a new push for comprehensive immigration reform.
"Due to the government shutdown, President Obama’s travel to Indonesia and Brunei has been cancelled," the White House said in a statement.
Piracy is currently at a five-year low. But that doesn't mean it's going away anytime soon: For many Somalis, it's their only choice.
BRB, Netflixing Friday: The Animated Series.
There have been 335 newspaper articles written this year about the 2016 presidential election, according to Pew Research Center. More of them were about Hillary Clinton than any other potential candidate.
As of Thursday night, we have more questions than answers as to why a 34-year-old dental hygienist engaged with police and the Secret Service on the steps of the Capitol building.
Thanks for the honesty, congressman!