October 3, 2013
Break ups, make ups, Stelena, Delena, dopplegangers, decapitations, veils, curses — it's a lot to keep track of. Here's a rundown of the Season 4 finale before Season 5 premieres on Thursday, Oct. 3 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on The CW.
By comparison, Google makes more than $1 million. Twitter's average revenue per employee is also less than Facebook, Yahoo, and Zynga.
Twitter's "Value Proposition to Advertisers" looks like it's squarely aimed at the world's largest social network
The hackers face a maximum sentence of five years in prison for "Operation: Payback Is A Bitch." Their alleged DDoS attacks hit Bank of America, Amazon, the Library of Congress and dozens of other entities.
I want to braid circle with this kid so bad right now.
Would you become a lunar-tic? Probably.
You can just pretend like you've been cheering for them the whole time.
Guillermo Del Toro's Opening For "The Simpsons" Halloween Episode Is The Best Thing On The Show In Years
Del Toro is the guest-director for The Simpsons' 24th annual "Treehouse Of Horror" and oh my God, it's perfect.
An Iranian officer turns up dead. Could he have been a key figure in Iran's cyber wars?
The Texas state senator who gained admirers and headlines after her abortion bill filibuster in June makes her campaign official. "I took to the senate floor determined to block the bill the only way I could — by filibustering," she says.
At least the internet can find some humor in this otherwise dismal state of affairs.
Down to the name of the offensive line coach.
A conversation between Mario Batali and Gavin Rossdale!
At heart — and in practice.
At home with television’s hardest-working showrunner who's not currently running a show.
Here's what happened today!
You get to imagine exactly what they look like, they know all kinds of witty banter, and they'll never, ever leave you — book crushes are way better than the real thing.
"Congress! Get your buns in gear."
Among the things that Twitter considers to be potentially damaging to its future are: loss of celebrity tweeters, government action, spam and changes to its corporate culture.
This year's best costume ideas are almost 100 years old.
Over the past week, she's done everything that I attempted to do in 5th grade, without the incessant grease!
Let's face it, The Doctor has put the women of Who through a lot of shit.
The child appears to be in good health and police confirm that the 1 year-old was taken to the hospital.
Plus the most unbelievable movie survivals, 5 great pieces of advice from Tom Clancy, and a new Snapchat "story" feature.
Even supermodels go through awkward phases.
There's something on your shirt, sir.
For those who don't have time/energy/money to be as epic as the cosplayers we all dream of being.
Twitter's S-1 Filing disclosed the company's biggest shareholders. They didn't disclose a pricing range, so we don't quite know how much it's worth...yet.
Twitter's three highest paid executives all made at least $6 million in 2012, but none had a salary higher than $200,000.
IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! Twitter's S-1 IPO filing has finally landed.
This Victorian-era mourning tradition is fascinating. Warning: Pictures of dead people ahead.
U.S. Capitol Police Receive Sustained Standing Ovation On The House Floor Following Shooting Incident
About the only thing the Congress can agree on these days.
The best part about this movie is that you can watch it during Halloween AND Christmas.
Or how to make your significant other hate your guts.
Interesting timing, indeed.
Not everyone was a Lizzie, Hannah, or Louis. Some people were their friends and siblings. This is them now after some passing of ~time~.
You'll feel emancipated after watching this Illinois State Tourism commercial.
It's nearly too much awesomeness for one photo.
Apparently Japan really, really likes Yahoo.
This is quite possibly the most attractive cast ever.
The Replacements broke up just before my first birthday, so I never thought I would get to see them play a show. I was wrong.
The chair, Florida Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, cited "clause 12A of rule 1," which allowed her to halt activities on the House floor because of the shots fired outside the Capitol.
The brave, the bold, the few, the 'grammed.
Ah, the tradition of ruining kids' lives through literature.
So much TV, so little time.
Great meme. Add your own falling Scar to the comments.
This brave, shirtless bro spoke to media and police after witnessing the shots fired near the Capitol building.
It's a highly addictive and enjoyable game. We get it. But the first step of solving a problem is admitting there is one.
How else to explain the exposive growth of Snapchat? The first social network of the post-Facebook era.
Or maybe you really do have super powers. Hmmm...
Who run the world?
They're all so twee, so pricey, so not putting up with this crap anymore.
Hours before shots were fired outside the Capitol, Jay Carney defended Obama for using "gun to the head" rhetoric throughout the shutdown debate — and pointed out that Ed Henry has used a similar metaphor.
Who better to weigh in than tiny, delicious blobs of dough?
A new era in amateur reporting.
Says he did not mean to blame Obama, Schumer and Pelosi.
Few Natives in South Dakota are boiling with daily outrage over the nickname of a football team 1,500 miles away. But that doesn't mean it's OK.
The things that make you a wife, a mother, and a Cumberbitch.
Well, it's true. And this is why we love the BET Awards cyphers.
Haters to the left. Or better yet, join us before it's too late.
The group remade their song for the film, Addams Family Values and pretty much made into one of the worst songs of the '90s.
As much as we all wanted to love the Pitch Perfect star's new ABC comedy, the fact is that Kimmie Boubier is no Fat Amy.
Because when you're not allowed to sell a "Dr. Who" costume, a "Doctor Professor" costume works just as well.
Eni Faleomavaega, who represents American Samoa as a delegate and a non-voting member of Congress, asked witness Mohamed Farah, "How come 88,000 Somalian-Americans live in Minnesota? I was under the impression that Somalia was a very warm country. Do you have snow in Somali as well?" Faleomavaega made the comments at the House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing on al-Shabab Thursday following Kenya's deadly mall attack.
Terrifying Photos Of Police Swarming Capitol Hill After A Woman Allegedly Rammed Her Car Into A White House Barricade
Police shot and killed the suspect following a car chase on Capitol Hill. The suspect was later identified as a 34-year-old dental hygenist from Connecticut.
This holds up surprisingly well!
"To be ridiculed like that was something that really made me realize that some people at Ole Miss and in Mississippi still can't accept me for who I am."
Bit.ly, a website that allows users to shortens URLs, released an interactive map Thursday that shows in realtime which site are most popular in every state according to bit.ly links.
You never thought it possible to harbor such resentment for a Malm Ikea dresser. But it is.
The shut down of the internet's biggest drug market might have serious consequences on the quality of drugs that show up in your home town.
Watch the trailer of the upcoming movie about Shane Bitney Crone and his partner Tom Bridegroom, a loving couple who were torn apart by tragedy and the lack of equal legal rights.
Tropical Storm Karen — expected to become Hurricane Karen soon — is coming, and NOAA is without 55% of its workforce.
Be warned: If you're still subtweeting your foes, you're completely out of style.
In his quarterly investor letter, Ackman described D.A. Davidson analyst Timothy Ramey as "perennially bullish" on Herbalife and said that investors think he's "speaking on behalf of the Company." Ramey today said in a note that Ackman has capitulated and is at higher risk of losing his entire $1 billion short bet.
"We fell in love in Yosemite and that's where we want to marry."
"A lot of sex goes into what I do," she said. Spears said she's putting her foot down when asked to do things she feels uncomfortable with. "I have children, and it's just hard to play sexy mom while you're being a pop star as well."
Many of your favorite movies from childhood aren't quite the same when you try to share them with the wired kids of 2013. These classics are the timeless exceptions that hold up nicely.
Rileah Vanderbilt, the star of the short, tells us what Hollywood needs to up their Wonder Woman game.
Kaitlyn Hunt, 19, has accepted a new plea deal that will have her out of jail by the end of the year, with three years of probation. She turned herself in to authorities in August after she faced charges for having sexual relations with her 14-year-old girlfriend.
Guys, it's the first game of the season.
Elle magazine asked three London ad agencies to create ideas for their November issue.
You have a hard enough time applying a single coat without making a smeary mess. Here are some techniques that will make the complicated world of nail art seem a lot less daunting.
"I am satisfied that the medical and scientific evidence has been for some time and remains to this day divided and inconclusive at best," Judge Quentin Loh wrote of the cause of homosexuality.
This is why we can't have nice holidays.
Wendy Sherman says Geneva will show if Iran's charm offensive is for real.
Never underestimate the encouraging power of children.
The senator's office told BuzzFeed they would ask for a correction and that a local news story was wrong.
They were all so young, so carefree, so not dead. Artist Patrick Ballesteros has a real knack for capturing the spirit of childhood on paper.
Facebook knows all.
Bankers, investors and industrial CEOs are not at all happy about this.
On day three of the shutdown, the Kentucky senator tried to get his colleagues together for a little chat. "All right, everyone, let's sing 'Kumbaya'!" said the one Democrat who showed up.
It's about damn time.
Do you love things that are delicious? Then you will love this kid's wish.
"I'm quoting here, all right? Because I want to make sure people understand I didn't make this up," Obama said. He then referred to Rep. Marlin Stutzman's quote in the Washington Examiner in which Stutzman said he didn't know what the GOP was trying to get out of the shutdown.
Say it with me now: BITCHES GET STUFF DONE.
You know her as Caroline Forbes on Vampire Diaries, but did you also know that she's a die-hard fan of The Bachelor? That tidbit and more in our Q&A!
Photographer Anastasia Ivanova traveled to Russia to examine exactly what the country's anti-gay culture means for women living there.
In Maryland, the president says "the only thing" keeping the government shut down is Speaker Boehner.
Since Iran's 1979 revolution, travel for Americans to the country has been incredibly difficult. Too bad, since there are so many gems.
In a real life version of Don't Tell The Bride, Ryan Leak proposed to his girlfriend and got married on the same day after planning the entire wedding based on her Pinterest boards. Game changer.
This is everything I never knew I wanted.
A candid conversation with Mitch McConnell exposes concerns over Democrats' shutdown messaging, and an eagerness to be seen as willing to negotiate with Democrats. Reasonable Rand strikes again!
Everything — including reality television — is better when you have a little skin in the game, so here's a guide to which chef-testants you'll want to draft for your fantasy-sports-style pool. Spoilers!
Whether you've lived there, studied there, or recently watched the Family Guy episode where Lois goes to Paris. Let's face it, we all want to be Français.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
New hair color alert!
Studying abroad isn't all fun and games.If you can survive a semester in Europe, you can survive anything.
"Honey, have you seen my cell phone holster?"
David Bailey, Damien Hirst and more took on the helmets for a charity exhibition.
They don't even really know what it is, but that's what politics are all about, right? These cats think so.
The Deputy Prime Minister blasted the newspaper over its attack on Ralph Miliband during his weekly LBC 97.3 radio phone-in.
Officials say at least 130 people died when a boat carrying African migrants sank off the Sicilian island of Lampedusa. About 400–500 people were reported to be aboard the vessel.
Some of these are quite clever. 26 mashups.
Britain's most bonkers soap is turning 18. We paid them a visit to see what's up.
Warning: powerfully erotic images ahead.
We always thought that of all the sea mammals, they had the most impeccable taste. Now it is confirmed.
Definitively the best season.
Perfect to numb the pain of not being an astronaut.
Day three, and counting.
Turns out it's just a work of art.
Sinead O'Connor's Open Letter To Miley Cyrus: "Don't Let The Music Business Make A Prostitute Of You"
"Kindly fire any motherf—er who hasn’t expressed alarm, because they don’t care about you." Updated.
Now that's one good looking reptile. Via AlsBoy.
If you can't be terrifying, at least be patriotic.
Wake up, sheeple.
And you thought that the tube was there to get you from A to B
Meet the new Britpack, everyone. These are all very good actors.
Let's face it. Snapchatting someone just isn't the same.
"Law And Order' Did A Trayvon Martin Episode Where He's Shot By A Paula Deen-Like TV Chef And The Internet Was Confused
The episode dove into the issues of race, profiling, fear, and self-defense, while throwing in stop-and-frisk for good measure.
Fox News' chief Washington correspondent James Rosen delivered a strong rebuke to Bill O'Reilly's criticism that Obamacare wasn't working, saying, "that's not clear, Bill." Rosen then launched a defense of the program saying historically it takes time to see if things work.
Because let's face it: Princesses are boring.
If there are children around, you're going to want to ask them to leave.
The video game's awful depiction of women is notorious, but that doesn't make the latest installment's transphobic jokes any less unsettling. Trigger warning.