October 22, 2013
Jeff Horton, 25, wasn't just attacked by a shark, he fought back throwing eight punches before escaping.
Pushups also work.
Don't miss your chance to dweet from the rendezbooze because you're on the struggle bus and chipmunking for the weekend. Get all that?
Blockbuster's parent company announced today that it will close its 300 remaining U.S. stores by early January. Which means that the days of *actually going to the video store* are almost over.
Plus seven other tweets you missed today!
"I can't believe this place is real. Can't describe the way I feel!"
For the first time since 1969, when only 12% of Americans favored legalization, a majority now say recreational use of marijuana should be legal, a Gallup poll found.
This is what happens when musical acts like Aqua try to make board games.
Some comic characters never reach the pantheon for which they were intended. For every Wolverine or Batman, there are many heroes that comic book companies had high hopes for only to be met with a collective yawn. These are the "could have been" of comics.
The highlights of every victory from the BoSox run so far.
There should be a law.
Apple released a whole slew of new, highly-polished laptops and tablets. But once again, the changes were iterative, not innovative — and, like with the iPhone, more competition is starting to emerge.
Things could be worse. Much, much worse.
Can you handle it?
O................ tal vez no.
Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth couldn't help but show their love for each other at the Thor: The Dark World premiere.
Your oven can do some pretty great things when it doesn't have to spend four hours roasting a giant bird. Great, vegetable-y, cheesy things.
Billionaire Hedge Fund Manager Carl Icahn Thanks Kevin Spacey After Cashing In On His Huge Netflix Bet
Icahn sold part of his stake in Netflix, making nearly $800 million in profit.
The Martin Luther King scholar is the heart of the new documentary Schooled's powerful case against "student-athlete" amateurism. NFL stars and prominent figures in and outside sports have taken up his cause as well — but will the courts and the wider public ever see things so radically?
Aloha ʻoe, aloha ʻoe, until we meet again.
Ohio University student and sorority sister Rachel Cassidy had to delete all of her social media accounts after she was labeled a "false rape accuser" and flooded by threatening messages.
Why do we have so many names for this?
The cycle is now complete.
You don't see these guys at the dog park every day.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Happy birthday to you! Tired of the same old birthday songs? Add these to your birthday playlist!
Dear Snuggie, You are a wizard of warmth and I cannot live without you. Inspired by this awesome Reddit thread.
Awkward is back for the second half of its third season — and things are about to take a dark turn. To get some hints about what's coming up, BuzzFeed spoke to Ashley Rickards (Jenna), Beau Mirchoff (Matty), Jillian Rose Reed (Tamara), Brett Davern (Jake), Molly Tarlov (Sadie), Greer Grammer (Lissa), Nikki DeLoach (Lacey), Mike Faiola (Kevin), and Desi Lydic (Val). Here's what they had to say about the next 10 episodes.
And get ~WaVy~ more efficiently.
As told by Tumblr. "Pegasus tears heal wounds."
Turns out Miley Cyrus bears more than a striking resemblance to at least 16 of our equine friends.
"Oh Sheik Osama my father, my brother. My love for you is like no other."
When rates go up, bonds go down in value. What's that going to do to your savings? BuzzFeed's rubbable GIFs will show you!
The 22-year-old rapper just released the proper version of the biggest LGBT themed song of the year.
The DCCC has quietly dispatched staff to 17 districts and worked with local groups to pester and protest Republican members. Now they think they've nabbed their first retirement in Rep. Tim Griffin. Griffin cited his young family as the reason he won't run again.
If the world is getting you down, just remember the words of Gordon Ramsay. You donkey.
AKA why finding a new place is the worst thing ever.
Ellen wins haunted houses.
Authors spend their lives expressing life's intricacies. Their last words capture this elegance.
These postcards prove that black cats need not be the black sheep of Halloween.
Consumers of brew and media, today is your lucky day.
Plus the man who turns NFL action into thousands of GIFs, the 5 best whiskeys for non-whiskey drinkers, and underwear that hide the smell of your farts.
While promoting his movie Outcast in Beijing, we noticed something...different.
Todo lo que está en esta lista o es irremplazable o ha desaparecido para siempre... ¡PERO, NO HA SIDO OLVIDADO!
Looks like they weren't crazy after all.
In this behind-the-scenes documentary, young Victoria Beckham is basically unrecognizable.
The highlights of every victory from the Cards' run so far.
Once again Martha outdoes everyone around her.
So much for true love.
"This e-mail is to officially advise you that your presence at my husband's memorial services will be unacceptable."
Seriously, Starbucks. How vilification in Chinese state TV made Starbucks cool.
Yet another Apple keynote. New iPads are here, along with plenty more.
Get it together, man.
What could go wrong with a boys underwear competition?
Space is closer than the next roadhouse. Just another day in the Outback
All of these famous guest stars on SBSP were right under our nose this whole time!
"Which way is Central Perk? LOL!"
Alison Bechdel's beloved graphic memoir is finally ready for the stage.
The 1987 live-action feature film version of the beloved children's cartoon series had a lot more gay subtext than you may remember.
The Vatican has started its own club to bring together cricket-crazy clerics from around the world.
The Department of Agriculture used tax dollars to create your future nightmares.
*macarena plays in the distance*
"Now you don't have to wait!" Except...you do.
Full disclosure: I got exactly 0:59 into the video before I started crying.
The Hurricanes have now been cited for lack of institutional control and will lose a few scholarships, but will face no further bowl bans.
Because you deserve to pack a bottle of wine in your suitcase.
Perfectos para los que viven en una habitación de estudiante. O para los que no.
Zach Hodskins is much more than another inspirational story — the kid can ball.
For consumers, at least. Apple's new Mac operating system, Mavericks, will be a free upgrade.
Specifically that cats are mean, conniving thieves, while dogs are blameless and loveable. Glad we can put this debate to rest, folks. H/t.
All of our teachers lied.
The spring collections are looking a little Westeros-y around the edges.
No, no. I said our love is da bomb!
Temper your jealousy, teachers. One can always dream.
With this single magic word, anything is possible.
In the cable news world, timing is everything.
Guess he thought it could be misconstrued. Can't imagine why.
Brobamacare is tapping into the bro demo to make sure they're informed about Obamacare.
It turns out the man who bought a ticket to game one of the World Series for $6 off StubHub is not actually the luckiest fan ever.
Dried pork and seaweed doughnut with your coffee this morning? The pretty awesome menu options you'll find at international locations of your favorite American franchises.
"I’m always in pain, too, and that really adds to the anger in our music...I'm kind of grateful for it."
Beck said this was "just the beginning" and that he plans to do more segments on Norquist. "He is the guy responsible for a lot of the Muslim Brotherhood stuff that goes on in the White House, isn’t he?” Beck asked.
Our nation's first attempt at politicized web development is not going so well.
K is the worst, but kk is the double worst.
OH, SURE, YOU THINK IT'S GREAT NOW. You just wait.
"The reality is that the Saudi options are much more limited than anyone — including the Saudis — want to believe," one analyst said.
This is what dreams are made of.
Ellos solo... ellos solo NO pueden ahorita.
Kick that boring cat eye to the curb.
No one deserves a place on the table more than Brussels, the tiniest and tastiest cabbages in all the land.
But is he having more fun?
Because we don't know yet whether or not the kameras were rolling.
The former governor of Utah will launch No Labels Radio with Jon Huntsman Saturday on Sirius XM.
We'd expect nothing less from someone who smokes 75 a day!
Carli Davidson compiled the most stunningly adorable portraits of dogs doing the thing they do best: shaking it out. Get ready for a permanent smile while you scroll through some of the pictures featured in her new book, "Shake".
Netflix, led by CEO Reed Hastings, now has more U.S. subscribers than HBO and ranks as the most-watched cable network by certain metrics. Small wonder its stock is up about 300% this year and is one of the best performing stocks in the S&P 500.
BuzzFeed crunched the numbers — check out our matrix to find out which colleges provide the best bang for your buck. See where graduates get the highest-paying jobs for the smallest investment in tuition.
Because where else can you tramp, tramp, tramp around the Columns?
The European horror/suspense TV channel has produced some superb advertising in recent years.
One man found a trick that let him and his partner circumvent Oklahoma law, which currently does not extend marriage rights to same-sex couples.
OMG so small.
And it's called Joe.
Gaunt is not the word.
Cinemas in at least six countries will screen the 50th anniversary episode simultaneously with its TV broadcast.
This would explain a lot, actually.
Tottie the pug is on her way $25,000 in a Petco Halloween costume, to prove that yes, pugs will ALWAYS win at Halloween.
"At this point the tea party is no more popular than the Klan."
A look at some of the genre's most spectacular moments.
An analyst at Jefferies LLC says Pink, which accounts for 25% of Victoria's Secret's sales, may be peaking and primed for a Juicy Couture-esque decline.
Maybe you don't have any tattoos, but you've definitely at least thought about it once. Or, if you do have tattoos, there's at least one you're still longing for.
October 21, 2013 - "BuzzFeed, best known for promoting viral content, has been expanding rapidly into more serious journalism, including foreign news, and now has a news team of roughly 130 journalists." -New York Times
WHAT UP, DOMINO'S.
"Just livin' my life, NGAF." — all cats, everywhere
Having a birthday around Halloween is almost as bad as having a birthday around Christmas. Except there are a lot more dead people.
More like Pokémon XXXY. Sorry.
Ponerse viejo es un horror.
Danger Cat, Away!
Perfection is boring.
Maybe don't try them out, though.
Does health tourism cost us £2billion a year? Spoiler: no.
Max Dalton's creation certainly is the poster you are looking for.
Con muchas fotos de comida para que te de hambre.
U.N. warns the traditional St Nicholas Day parade featuring "Black Pete" may be racist.
An opposition radio campaign against rebels linked to al-Qaeda in Syria has seen the station's offices raided and, its journalists say, one of their colleagues abducted. Now they've decided to speak out.
Nope, not the whole show. Just the first two series.
Estas fotos hacen parecer que las tuyas para el anuario de secundaria fueron tomadas para para Vogue.
CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story was great. These fictional biopics would be just as awesome.
Morphsuits, the company behind the popular all-in-one Lycra bodysuits, have created a ‘Nic Cage as Everyone’ version after thousands of fans voted for it to be made for Halloween. And the outcome is bizarre.
And why it's ruining your life.
Who won what and who wore what?
Men are from Earth, women are also from Earth. And you can't blame your lack of brain cells on drinking.
On Oct. 26, thousands of Saudi women have said they will break their county's ban on female drivers.
The London Underground Roundel is over a century old.
Aged nine, Josh Sundquist was diagnosed with cancer and had his leg amputated. Since then he's become a Paralympic skier, and has learnt that when life gives you lemons, dress up as a flamingo.
The social network has lifted its temporary ban, allowing users to upload and share videos of beheadings.
¿Te has dado cuenta como muchas cosas parecen genitales a primera vista?
Almost half a million girls have uploaded videos onto YouTube, inviting internet trolls to validate their appearances.
The Dancing on the Edge actor is more than a pretty face — he’s a talented musician and a rising British star. He talks to BuzzFeed.
Just hand over your phone, OK?
Es tiempo de reemplazar a tu hijo y conseguir uno nuevo que no sea tan terrorífico.
BART's general manager has announced the four-day strike is over, and normal services will resume on Tuesday.
The Oscar-winning actress talks to BuzzFeed about her final season of American Horror Story, the "happy accident" that led to her becoming an author, and the characters she just couldn't shake.
"Yes, apparently the HealthCare.gov website is 99 problems but a glitch is all of them."
Same-sex couples will be able to marry in the Australian Capital Territory under legislation passed Tuesday in support of marriage equality. Federal government officials have already said, though, that they will oppose the measure in court.
Muchas cosas cambian en cuatro años.
A new report details "unlawful killings" by drone strikes in North Waziristan.
That's according to long-suffering shareholder and hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson, who told BuzzFeed the teen retailer's turnaround under its new CEO — recruited from J.Crew — will be different from the Ron Johnson–J.C. Penney situation that burned him last year.
Algo me dice que los hijos de todos estos padres van a crecer muy bien.