January 20, 2012
Pictures Of Sexy Girls On Twitter For #FriskyFriday
Each Friday, Playboy’s Twitter account leads the way in encouraging Playmates and sexy women around the world to tweet sexy self pics and use the hashtag #FriskyFriday. Thanks to TSJ, those of you who aren’t on Twitter will no longer miss out on the…
Real Yearbook Quotes From The 2012 Presidential Candidates From LaRosaKnows
As those who are of voting age know, a brilliant yearbook quote can make or break whether or not you vote for a White House hopeful. Lucky for you, I've done the hard work of digging up these completely true yearbook quotes on the 2012 candidates. Y…
Microsoft Endorses Gay Marriage
Microsoft has released a statement expressing their support for gay marriage, specifically in Washington state where their company headquarters are based. If you didn't already know, Washington is REALLY CLOSE to passing gay marriage. This endorsement will surely help.
Ariane Noelle Patterson, Student, Dies After Tweeting 'Thank You God For Another Year Of Life'
It was Ariane Noelle Patterson's 21st birthday, and she was grateful to be alive. The Gardner-Webb University student took to her Twitter account on Jan. 17 and posted the message: "Thank you God for another year of life."
Twitter Buzz: Jason Segel Would Like Celebs To Stop Retweeting Non-Famous People
Jason "King Of The Muppets" Segel would like for famous people stick to their own tweets, thank you very much. Plus, Alan Cumming ponders a new twitter photo, Kelly Osbourne tunes into Kathie Lee & Hoda for the first time, an egg-salad birthday cake, and Uncle Joey and Stephanie Tanner from "Full House" cut a rug.
Two-Vagina Hazel Jones Offered $1 Million For Porn
Forget SOPA, PIPA, Darfur, blind kids, and The Congo, tonight we all need to pray, start fundraisers, and send letters to our congressmen to keep Hazel Jones from being a prude. See, she’s the 27-year-old British woman with two vaginas who’s just be…
All 117 Things That Leslie Knope's Campaign Ad Says She Supports
Last night's episode of "Parks and Recreation" featured a campaign ad for Leslie Knope that had a long crawl of programs and ideas that Leslie supported. We transcribed that crawl. So now you can know where the Pawneean Politician really stands.
Vanessa Bryant Gets Three Homes, $75 Million In Kobe Bryant Divorce Settlement
Vanessa Bryant appears to have made a three-point shot in her divorce settlement with Kobe Bryant, reports say. Allegedly, Vanessa will receive $75 million, as well all three of the couple's properties in Newport Beach, Calif.
"Sterling Archer Draper Pryce" Is Perhaps The Most Perfect TV Mashup Ever
Sterling Archer Draper Pryce is a young Tumblr that deserves to get blown the hell up. Taking stills from "Mad Men" and putting "Archer" quotes over them (and vice versa) is a match made in heaven. Here are some examples from the first run.
The A.V. Club Graciously Accepts Dane Cook's Offer To Take Us On A Spa Weekend
Dude, awesome! That’s super dude-awesome of you to invite The A.V. Club and comedian T.J. Miller out for an Ojai spa weekend—and all on your dime. I can’t speak for T.J., but we’re in. Personally, I could really use it. I get dry skin in the winter,…
"Cat Soup" With David Cross
If this was a real show that aired every week, I can't think of a reason that would deter me from tuning in. Of course, I could do without the dark turn this clip takes right at the very end, but I don't really believe that David Cross wants to eat cat meat for dinner, anyway.
Last Night's Anonymous Attack As Told By 4chan's /b/ Board
Last night hacktivist group Anonymous carried out a massive DDOS attack on multiple government websites, along with the RIAA and MPAA's websites. We were lucky enough to be sitting in on the 4chan thread as it was happening (NSFW language, obviously).
Local News Uses Puppets To Act Out Corruption Trial
A Cleveland judge ruled that there would be no cameras in courtroom for the corruption trial of County Commissioner Jimmy Dimora, CBS Action News (that's the real name of their newscast) decided to have puppets act out the court transcripts. So if you've ever wanted to see puppets talk about hookers and herpes, look no further.
President Obama Sings Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together' During Fundraiser At Apollo Theater In Harlem (VIDEO)
While speaking Thursday night during a fundraiser at the historic Apollo Theater in Harlem, the commander in chief showed off some impressive singing abilities. After mentioning that soul legend Rev. Al Green was at the event, Obama belted out a sho…
Johnny Depp Is In Desperate Need Of Nail Trimmers
Here's the first photo of Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's movie adaptation of the "Dark Shadows" TV series. It's a little bit "Edward Scissorhands," a little bit "Willy Wonka," and a lot like the singer "My Chemical Romance" (or any other screamo band, for that matter). Also: the nails?
Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Dresses Up As Hitler For No Apparent Reason
Oh good grief. COME ONNNNNNNNNNN. This is a picture of Ricky Gervais dressed as Hitler (and also dressed as Winston Churchill) that he posted to Twitter for no particularly compelling reason. THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS GUY? It’s like he read a book ab…
Art Imitates Life As "30 Rock" Tackles Tracy Morgan's Gay Rant
Last night in Tina Fey's fictional world of "30 Rock," Liz Lemon found herself in a familiar situation: the star of her show offended the entire gay community after a regular comedy show disintegrated into a slew of hateful words about homosexual people. The episode -- appropriately titled "Crisis Control" -- revolved around Liz's attempts to deal with offended co-workers, annoyed sponsors, angry mobs, and making statements to the press. It makes us wonder exactly how much was borrowed from the real-life situation that occurred over a year ago, and what's written into the show's script to make Tracy Morgan seem a little more sympathetic.
In 1994, Romney Explained How He Was Different From Traditional Republicans
Mitt Romney, in the lesser known second debate with Ted Kennedy, was asked about where he differs from traditional Republicans. Romney says he thinks Bill Clinton "does a lot of things that make a lot of sense. I'll support him in many ways." Romney also mentions his previous support for gun control..
'Hunger Games' Final Poster: Jennifer Lawrence Takes Aim As World Watches (PHOTO)
With "The Hunger Games" just over nine weeks away from theatrical release (all together now: get here!), it's time for one last bit of marketing awesomeness: the final poster! You've seen the character posters -- as well as that one created followin…
Faking Orgasms - Antidepressant Sexual Side Effects On ELLE.com
So, about the antidepressant. I spoke with Brittany Dudas, MD, a psychiatrist who specializes in medication management and psychotherapy, and she said antidepressants are known to cause anorgasmia in certain individuals. “Yes, some women have proble…
Fitzgerald’s List Of Things For His 11-Year-Old Daughter To Worry About
Don’t worry about popular opinion Don’t worry about dolls Don’t worry about the past Don’t worry about the future Don’t worry about growing up Don’t worry about anybody getting ahead of you Don’t worry about triumph Don’t worry about failure …
Is Sweden's Classroom-Free School The Future Of Learning?
The traditional setup of school classrooms—straight rows of desks with accompanying chairs—doesn't do much to foster creativity or collaboration. Many experts have proposed redesigning classroom furniture, but a Swedish school system wants to take t…
Iranian Actress Banished For Posing Nude In France
Iranian actress Golshifteh Farahani (you may know her from performance in The Leonardo DiCaprio-Russell Crowe movie "Body of Lies") recently posed nude in French magazine Madame Le Figaro and in a video put out by the academy that gives out the César (the French equivalent of the Oscar). She has been told by her home country that she is no longer welcome back.
Boycott Kim Kardashian Website -- Run By Convicted Con Man
The man behind BoycottKim.com is a convicted felon with a history of conning people -- and ... SURPRISE!!! ... there are serious questions over whether he's grossly exaggerated the number of people who have signed the petition to rid the world of al…
Paul Rudd Is Bobby Newport
If you've been following the Knope campaign on "Parks & Recreation," you know that Leslie Knope's campaign trail is off to a rough start. Things got worse for Leslie last night when she met her opposition: Bobby Newport, played by Paul Rudd, also known as your new favorite meme.
Lauren Scruggs: Photos Of Model Surface As She Leaves Hospital
It's been roughly six weeks since 23-year-old model and blogger Lauren Scruggs accidentally walked into a plane's propellers while taking a tour of Christmas lights around Texas. The young beauty lost her left eye and hand in the horrific accident.
Hazel Jones -- Woman With Two Vaginas Gets $1 MILLION Porn Offer
A British woman who's become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vaginas may finally be able to cash in on her crotch ... TMZ has learned she's just been offered $1 MILLION to bone on camera. Her name is Hazel Jones …