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September 16, 2010

Mexican President Calderon Spooked During Independence Commemoration

Mexican President, Felipe Calderon got quite the scare yesterday during a commemoration for Los Niños Heroes or, Heroic Cadets.

Give up Robot 2

Game battle!

Oscar Wilde's Gay Love Letters Discovered

New handwritten love letters from Oscar Wilde have recently resurfaced, most of which regard professional matters, while some concern some very, very unprofessional matters.

Glass Speakers Beautiful and Charming, Likely Out of Your League

If websites could be personified, Greensound Technology would likely resemble an immaculately dressed member of the gentility, haughtily hoisting its nose in the air and extending an erect pinkie finger from a dainty cup of tea.

Irish Hand Dancing from up and over It

Suzanne Cleary and Peter Harding are world-class Irish dancers, but their dancing sometimes has a unique twist: its hands-only.

Victoria's Secret Models Heat up Red Carpet

Ladies, please stop with the kissy face/duck lips. It hurts to watch.

Bedroom Ants

The dragapella beauty shop quartet parody "Bad Romance."

Swinging Labrador

It's inhumane to separate swing dog from his swing. Plus, If you make him get off, he's just going to get right back on.

NFL Week 2 Predictions: Picks for Every Game

Without further adieu, our Week 2 NFL picks.

Self-Aware Traffic Light System Could Cut Delays

The human-less system, which would purportedly cut delay times by as much as 10-to-30-percent, relies on sensors that recognize and analyze traffic conditions.

Wine Filling Station

Buying wine in bottles and boxes is so old-fashioned.

Make Your Own Mario Warp Pipe

The perfect addition to any home or office. Provided the home or office is inhabited by one or more excitable Mario fanboy(s) manboy(s).

Matt Damon: My Wife Is "over Being Pregnant"

The actor says the third trimester has been rough on his wife, and she's ready to just have the baby already!

Warren Davis: Johns Hopkins Shooter

Warren Davis is the 50-year-old man who shot his mother and a doctor before killing himself in the Johns Hopkins shooting that shut down the hospital earlier today. Davis was evidently distraught about news he had received related to his mother's care. The doctor, a faculty physician named David Cohen, is expected to survive.

Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig) The Song

The latest song of the week from Parry Gripp is a cheerful tribute to that baby monkey riding the mini pig.

Celebrities Reaction To Lady Gaga's Meat Dress

A shot of the audience when Gaga accepted her award in the meat dress.

Lindsay Lohan Is Topless and Smoking

This spooky picture leaked online today from the depths of the internet (uncensored full size here), and it shows Lindsay Lohans ghost, topless and smoking in a seedy motel room.

2010 NFL Power Rankings: Bleacher Report's Week 2 Edition

Week one of the NFL 2010 regular season is in the books and it is time for the power rankings update.

Bank Manager Convinced Robber to Take Out a Loan Instead

But when Mark Smith, 59, allegedly tried to rob the bank, the bank manager suggested that what he actually needed to do was take out a loan, and she had him sit down while she said she was going to retrieve the loan paperwork.

Johns Hopkins Shooting

[UPDATE: The shooter's name was Warren Davis.] A shooter at Johns Hopkins hospital killed himself and another person (possibly his mother) this afternoon following a "tactical operation" by Baltimore police to apprehend him after he wounded a doctor.

20 Obese Animals

Although there's more to love, a diet should probably be on the agenda!

The FFFUUUU Statue

Remember the 2008 4chan meme FFFUUUU AKA Rageguy? Well, CGHUb member SLiD3 has created a computer graphic of the meme as a sculpture.

A Home For Homeless Kittehs

The Caboodle ranch is any crazy cat woman’s dream. The 30-acre cat sanctuary in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida is run by one special man named Carey Grant (not the deceased actor), and now has over 600 residents. If there were any vacancies and I needed a home, I'd know where to go!

Arena Pharma: FDA Panel Live Blog

Arena brings its weight-loss drug lorcaserin in front of an FDA advisory panel today.

Canadian Scientists Claim 'Muzzling'

Canadian scientists say the country's government is trying to muzzle them, controlling what they say and who they talk to.

Get Perfect Curls on the Cheap

These curly locks are yours...with socks and a special vintage setting lotion!

Rafting Trip Runs The Gamut Of Human Emotion

In some circumstances, the distinction between ONWARD! and MEH! is mere inches.

Coco The Barbarian

It's the spitting image.

Han "Pew Pew Pew"d First

Also, that is the most accurate speech bubble I've seen yet for Chewbacca.

You Stay Classy, Slovenia -- Anchorman Caught Without Pants

After a wide shot was used during the credit sequence, our man was caught with his pants down. Literally.

Questions Women Ask

The real question, however, is what will you say in response (lie) versus what you say internally (truth)?

Repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell Dorm Party

Two college students have their dorm call Colorado senator Michael Bennett about repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell. When Lady Gaga asks, people listen!

19 Things You Didn't Know about Inception

Christopher Nolan tried to work with Leonardo DiCaprio for years, but Inception was the first script of his that DiCaprio was really interested in.

Animated: Werner Herzog Saves Joaquin Phoenix from Car Crash

Here’s an animated version (created by Sascha Ciezata) of Werner Herzog telling the story of how he once pulled Joaquin Phoenix from the wreckage of a car crash.

Bank of America Merrill Lynch Recruiters “Get” Youth

Admittedly the idea to convey the image of a “cool” investment banker by putting him on a skateboard was a bit of a miss but making the event a tailgate, before this weekend’s Duke v Alabama game? Inspired.

Ines Sainz vs. Erin Andrews: Who's the Hotter Sideline Reporter?

Here's a look at how Ms. Sainz compares to America's favorite sideline diva, Erin Andrews.

Katy Perry Disses Shane Lopes: Her High School Crush

Katy Perry disses former crushm Shane Lopes.

Calvin College Bans The New Pornographers

Calvin College has decided to cancel the planned New Pornographers' show because the band's name is too salacious. Seriously, banning a band because of a name? What’s next!

IHOP Takes on Prayer Group

We hear about this all the time. Nothing new. But a church pilfering the name of a pancake house. This takes the "cake!"

Celebrity Twitter Auction For Charity!

Have you ever found yourself wishing that one day Justin Beiber would follow you on Twitter? Enter Twitchange, the first ever charitable celebrity Twitter auction where you can bid on the chance to have your favorite Twitterers follow you, retweet you or mention you in a tweet. Check out the current Bieber auction below. And, click here to bid on - yes - the Bieb himself!

Gamer Baby ABCs

Penny Arcade reader E.L. Jeffe creates the cutest intro to gaming ever.

Dolly Death Star

That's no moon.

Seven Lady Mensches I'd like to Schtup

In honor of the High Holidays, the choicest of the chosen people.

Kate Gosselin Bikini Photo Covers 'People'

Kate Gosselin shows off her best body ever!

Ines Sainz Pictures & More J-E-T-S Problems

Ines Sainz's 15 minutes of fame still has about 8 minutes left, the sexy sports reporter is still making news after her alleged claim that New York Jets players harrassed her.

Disney Releases Full-Length "Tangled" Trailer

Oh yes, I'll be using my daughter as a beard to make it acceptable for me to see this.

Star Wars vs. Star Trek Burlesque -- Everybody Wins

Once upon a time, God said, "Let there be boobies." And they were good. But, then he said, "Let those boobies be nerdy." And that was freaking awesome.

Police Issue Pedobear Warning. Seriously.

Public warning issued about PedoBear, written by the Dept of Justice SAFE Sex Offender Task Force in San Diego and distributed by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department.

Lady Gaga Explains Why She's Been Wearing Meat

Following her triumph at the MTV VMAs, Lady Gaga sat down with Ellen DeGeneres and revealed the reasoning behind her latest clothing fabric of choice.

Alice: Madness Returns

First look at the much anticipated sequel to American McGee's Alice.

When Werner Herzog Rescued Joaquin Phoenix: Pics, Videos, Links, News

When Werner Herzog Rescued Joaquin Phoenix: One of my favorite celebrity stories of all time. Now animated...Via First Look Studios...

Kate Gosselin Spotted in Mexico with Handsome Bodyguard

Kate Gosselin, Steve Neild are color-coordinated, couplish on vacation in Mexico.

Kate Gosselin Poses in Bikini for People Magazine

It seems like Kate Gosselin isn't going to let the overdone celebrity-moms-in-bikinis-boasting about-their-figures trend die anytime soon.

Family Guy : North by North Quahog

During their second honeymoon, Peter and Lois stumble upon a horror too great to bear: Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ 2.

Giant Octopus Cake

Karen Portaleo of Highland Bakery does some impressive cake work, such as this 200-pound octopus cake.

Keri Russell Strips Down for 'Esquire'

In the new issue of "Esquire," Russell's stripping down and baring all...including the fact that she, a 34-year-old married mom, would much rather be known as your best friend than a celebrity crush.

Stallone Wants Rocky Sequel Set in the World of MMA. Maybe.

If Stallone were to do another Rocky, it would indeed be MMA-based do to it is rapid raise in popularity, but it would also have heart and philosophy.

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