September 14, 2010
Who Makes The Cutest Baby With Natalie Portman?
We discovered Morph Thing this afternoon, and immediately started arguing about who among the BuzzFeed editorial team could produce the most attractive offspring with Natalie Portman. Help us decide, and maybe go make your own if you think you can do better.
Top 10 Reasons Why Ines Sainz Is A Story
Can we be honest? Let's be honest. The real reason the Ines Sainz story has gained traction is because media outlets can show the following pictures ad infinitum ("ass infinitum"?). Wolf Blitzer's beard is going to get all dewy from creep sweat. How about we just get it out of our system all at once?
Cute Girl Has a Catchy Dance - in a Viral Samsung Ad
I wanna warn you right now that this video, where a little girl's improvised dance turns into a bigger routine, is a commercial, because if you watch this whole thing and go "Awwwwww" and only then discover that it's selling you something, you might have your heart broken.
In Defense of Babe Ruth, Barry Bonds, Jaywalkers, and All the Other Scofflaws That Make America Great
First of all, I have absolutely no doubt that, had steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs existed during Babe Ruth's career, Babe Ruth would not only have used them, he would have used more of them than Barry Bonds.
University Bans Social Media
Students at Harrisburg University of Science and Technology will have to temporarily kick their Facebook addictions. A week-long “social media blackout” is designed to make them think about their dependence on social media. I hope the university is also offering on-site paramedics to deal with the fallout.