June 15, 2010
The Kitty Olympics
Where competition ignites the flames of passion, where greatness is born of fearless vision and unconditional devotions. In a land of mortals we salute their triumph over adversity, applaud their heroics and marvel at their gift to enthral. It is the dream of champions to aspire in excellence.
Touchdown Jesus Statue Destroyed
The world's tackiest sculpture, an absurd 62-foot statue of Jesus celebrating some kind of metaphorical touchdown against the devil, was destroyed by lightning from Heaven yesterday in Ohio. Proving once and for all that while God may or may not be benevolent, he at least has a modicum of taste. RIP Touchdown Jesus.