January 12, 2010
Most mash-ups are strange, but these take the cake. Who would have thought Beyonce and Andy Griffith had such amazing chemistry?
If you've got a waffle iron, you'll want to keep an eye on this site for potential waffle escapades you never before thought possible.
I fucking hate it when this happens.
Here is an entire sheet full of food metaphors rendered in ink.
I did some fruitful Dan Brown research today. Before he changed all of our lives with The Da Vinci Code, Brown released two AMAZING pop albums. If, like me, you believe that Dan Brown is the greatest American prose stylist since Henry James, you will have no trouble agreeing that he could also have been the next Bob Dylan. Listen to these glorious samples.
This video is really cute, if you don't find relentless baby giggles annoying.
Here are some videos of people selling sexual paraphernalia on late night TV, but with the same perky mom-friendly manner as a T-Fal cookware anniversary special.
Defend your tower with the awesome bubble tanks. Killed enemies make satisfying popping noises.
Those fantasies you're always having about C-3PO being a sexy chick with nipple tassels?
Either this ad copy reads differently in the Netherlands, or the Dutch are a much more frightening people than I had previously thought.
This is why you don't give people rodents for their birthday.