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September 22, 2009

Heart-Shaped Potato Disappointment

Yesterday on Letterman, a lady gave Obama a heart-shaped potato. Frankly, it sucked. Here are some better heart-shaped foods to help you deal with your disappointment.

Beak Job

The unsexy sound a bird makes as it deep-throats your finger.

Emo Poser

Joseph the Emo Kid gets defensive about the kids at school accusing him of not being authentically emo.

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