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11 Signs You're Addicted To Lip Balm, The Wand Of Winter’s Rage

It is like 8 degrees out, so my body is 85% covered in Burt's Bees.

1. This has happened to you.

2. This fills you with deep envy.

3. This too.

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The Sprite one is my fave.

4. Your favorite eggs aren't nutritious.

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EOS 4ever.

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5. No amount is enough to get you through.

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DON'T STOP TIL YOU GET ENOUGH!

6. You stop mid-conversation to re-apply.

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7. You follow Lip Balm Anonymous.

8. All day every day, baby.

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9. You're not afraid to ask for a helping hand to get what you need.

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10. Half the time you put it on, you just end up eating it.

11. When you're not eating it or smothering it over your food-hole, you are probably saving the world.

Yumi Sakugawa knows what's up. Her new book An Illustrated Guide to Becoming One With The Universe covers better uses for the balm.
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Yumi Sakugawa knows what's up. Her new book An Illustrated Guide to Becoming One With The Universe covers better uses for the balm.

Now please excuse me while I reapply and then promptly lick it all off. Bye.

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