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    9 Things That Look Like Buttplugs That Are Not Actually Buttplugs

    Curling wand or butt plug? Depends on the day, am I right?

    1. These chocolates.

    2. Bubble curling wand, or electric butt plug?

    3. These lipstick sculptures by Livia Marin.

    4. The gigantic butt plug masquerading as a Christmas tree in Paris.

    Charles Platiau / Reuters

    Designed by the U.S artist Paul McCarthy. We dutifully covered it in October.

    5. Paul McCarthy really loves butt plug art, man.

    Charles Platiau / Reuters

    6. This gnome also appreciates butt plugs. I think it's actually supposed to be a hat, but we know the truth.

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    Art for the Nether region, based on your Nether region.

    7. Ancient Roman perfume bottles also happen to look like Ancient Roman sex toys.

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    Coincidence? I think not. Perfume has always been considered a method of seduction.

    8. Another "perfume bottle" for your consideration.

    Godinga Perfume / Via

    9. Last butt not least, a plug that is also a butt.

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    Breaking my own rules here, butt you'll excuse me. Sorry not sorry.

    Jennifer Lawrence has likely purchased every one of these items by now. Right behind you, JLaw.

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