21 Obscenely Pretty Beauty Products That Should Be In A Museum

Put the palette next to the Picasso.

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1. These Hourglass Modernist Eyeshadow Palettes should be in MoMA.

I need them. They will never, ever touch my face (and ruin that perfection?!), but I would consider framing them.

2. Paul & Joe Lipsticks, or the best artistic pairing of cat lady life and glamour the world has ever seen? Both.

These particular cat ones aren't available anymore, but they're constantly coming out with beautiful lipstick like this one.

4. A hand spun black wisteria handle? Spun by gods, probably.

This NARS Kabuki Brush is softer than a baby's butt and does a phenomenal job at contouring and diffusing color throughout your face. It's also probably the best addition to any high fashion goth girl's makeup vanity, purely because I MEAN LOOK AT IT.

6. Your favorite celebrities probably wear MAC. Now you can wear your favorite celebrities in MAC form.


The makeup artist and straight up artist May Sum sculpts people using all kinds of beauty products. You can even buy them directly from her etsy shop.

11. Orange you amazed at this perfume packaging, too?

i spent at least five minutes trying to come up with a pun, please love me.

15. Ted Noten's makeup guns.