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16 Things To Wear In Public When You Hate Being Out In Public

Don't touch me. Don't even look at me.

You know how it is. It's rush hour and you're on public transportation. Your thoughts turn dark.

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1. Definitely wear these Comme des Garçons boots during rush hour.

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2. Keep your sunglasses on so if a dude tries to manspread next to you, you can "sleep fail" your personal space back to freedom.

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Plausible deniability, you guys.

3. This vest made out of garden spikes is going to be the new hot summer trend.

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4. This seems perfectly reasonable to wear during flu season.

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5. For a subtle look that gets the job done, make sure to accessorize.

This hat is a cool $22.
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This hat is a cool $22.

6. Already preordered my 3D-printed interactive spider robot dress for those cocktail parties I won't be attending!

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It monitors your heart rate and attacks your enemies if they get too close. This would be a great Tinder date outfit option IMO.

7. If that dress is a touch too femme for you, there are always more comfortable, more literal options at hand.

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Where there's a will, there's a Zazzle T-shirt to help you find the way.

8. Makeup is totally a means of self-expression. For example:

9. Cat eyes are def a weapon in the fight for our freedom.

10. This is a great hoodie to wear if you want to scare everyone into switching train cars.

11. For those that want to hide their beauty so scrubs don't try to speak to you on the train, this is the hoodie to use.

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Or it would just be great for hiding from your ex in the same train car because you never know.

12. This is the ideal look to be wearing when you're out with your girlfriend, honestly.

13. Waiting for train in the rain? Wait in style, in your own personal hate bubble.

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14. Block all the haters out while protecting your eyes.

15. When in doubt, you can just do the tried and true combo of sunglasses and a hoodie. It always works.

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Nothing says "do not speak to me, I am too cool and/or too hungover" than this combination of objects.

16. And lest we forget: the Snuggie, for the ultimate in comfort and secondhand embarrassment for all those around you.

Sure, they might stare at you in judgment. But at least 1% of that side-eye is DEEP ENVY because they aren't as comfortable as you are.
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Sure, they might stare at you in judgment. But at least 1% of that side-eye is DEEP ENVY because they aren't as comfortable as you are.

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