We Rated 16 Of 2015's Celebrity Thirst Traps

April

Rating: 💧💧

His cheeks as a shameless plug to watch him on ABC. This is a slight fail, but the show is a hit regardless.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧

I like Matt McGorry, but he can do better than this.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧

I'm sorry, but where is the fucking food?! You can't say "workin hard so I can eat this" and not include food in the picture. I'm extremely disappointed, but Usher's hot so I'm kind of going to let it slide.

April

Rating: 💧💧

A crotch shot has nothing to do with the holiday! However, I probably would use his abs as my plate

April

Rating:💧

This is the definition of thirst, even though she says its not trapping its inspiring. Gave this a low rating, I think you should own your thirst proudly.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧

Hahahahahaha! We all know this is a thirst trap. Like, she knows it is too. I agree, own it. She looks good and maybe she didn't post this for likes (lol, sure), but there's no reason to pretend you're above thirst trapping. No one is above it. Thirst trapping is an art and had she owned it I would have given this a higher rating as well.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧💧

I want to give this a higher rating but, c'mon, we all know North didn't post this.

April

Rating: 💧💧💧💧

Her empire was built on thirst, so I give it 4 💧's for consistency. I also agree pretty sure North did not post that photo.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧💧💧💧

It's Serena Williams, she's flawless.

April

Rating: 💧💧💧💧💧

A goddess.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧💧💧💧

I like how Drake casually unveiled Drake 2.0. So, while you've started wearing less and going out more, Drake has been hitting the gym and setting thirst traps.

April:

Rating 💧💧💧💧💧

Just a breath of fresh thirst trap air I'm inhaling and enjoying every second.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧💧💧💧

Ashley Parker Angel's entire Instagram is a thirst trap. I'm into it, I liked O-Town.

April

Rating 💧💧💧

I admire how good he looks sleeping.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧💧💧💧

Honestly, Blac Chyna is a thirst trap pioneer. Like, this is supposed to be about the bracelet, yet, here we are. I love it.

April

Rating: 💧💧

Agreed she's definitely a founding member of thirst traps but can't one be dedicated to the product or nah?

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧

Is this a thirst trap? It has the makings of a thirst trap, ya know? I think it might be for a very specific audience, though, maybe people who are into watching others pee. I don't know. I'm just worried about Miley having a cat that close to her while she pees. Is that sanitary?

April

Rating: 💧

Why the hell is there a cat on her bum while she's peeing!? Guess this is next level squad goals. My cat is too sassy, one wrong move and she'll cut ya! Not sure if this is brave or too thirsty.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧

I really don't appreciate being told how to comment on a thirst trap.

April

Rating:💧💧💧

Since emoji is my 3rd language I'd like to say 🙋 😋, translation: hey what's good!

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧

I'm only giving him two droplets because I love him. Like, c'mon, you know why we're here and it's not just for your shoulder muscles.

April

Rating: 💧

Sigh of disappointment. This is a thirst tease. Show us a pec, a tricep, a bicep, lick your lips or something! It's not even a full shoulder pic. This is not doing it well 💔

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧💧💧💧

Val is one of the best thirst trappers on IG. I'm pretty sure the caption is referring to Sprite the soda, but he could also mean sprite like fairies, pixies, and elves.

April

Rating: 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧

I will obey the thirst trap and all its glory. Breaking the rules and giving this 10 droplets since you are used to getting 10s with your dance moves, plus I get a tingle in my lady region.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧💧

I think this is what she does for a living. I just wish she hadn't wasted all those waffles. Did she eat them? I hope she ate them.

April

Rating: 💧💧

It only gets 2 droplets since I love waffles. Food is the only thing that caught my attention in this photo.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧💧💧💧

At first I thought she was cleaning, then I realized that she just had a really cute phone case. THEN I realized that I had just fallen into a thirst trap. A+ work, Amber.

April

Rating: 💧💧💧💧

I fell for it too! Initially I had no idea this was a phone case! Still, only Amber can make cleaning look sexy. Think she may have a new commercial gig in her future.

Sydney

Rating: 💧💧

She looks good, but I miss Danity Kane.

April

Rating: 💧💧💧

It's like the ol' saying: if you got it flaunt it, drop another album and have another Danity Kane tour.