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What Does Your Favorite Condiment Say About You?
Don’t ever change. You’re trustworthy and dependable, and people know just what to expect once you open up. Consider yourself a favorite, both at work and among your friends. There may a sliver of pretension (“Catsup”?) but we can overlook that. You’re a classic.
“From small seeds grow mighty oaks.” That’s your mantra, or at least it should be, because your integrity never wavers. Not one bit. You’re bright and exuberant, and get along with just about anyone — probably because you grew up with a bunch of siblings.
You’re a 1:1 blend of strong-willed and independent. Some might call you stubborn (not us) but those people never bothered to get to know you anyway. You may be a bit obstinate, but there’s a sweetness to your bite, and your closest friends can attest to that.
You’re more popular than you think. No seriously, you’re like, really popular. Maybe you’re a bit nearsighted to it all, but your affability is magnetic and has delivered many secret admirers. Sure, you won’t be able to please everyone all the time, but you’re #1 in our hearts.
Is there anything you can’t do? From financial advice to relationship woes, you’re a master problem solver for all your friends — and never as a last resort, either. No, people come to you for everything. You’re cool under pressure and always have a refreshing opinion to offer.
Ah, life’s simple pleasures. You probably prefer the open road to the sprawling cityscape because it feels more real and personal. You consider yourself straightforward and a hard worker, and in the back of your mind, you know the memories you’ve made with your friends will never go up in smoke.
Can you just make up your mind? We know, you’re not fickle or capricious; you’re particular. And you know what, that’s OK! Sure, you might not know exactly what you want, but you know it’s out there — and just that fact alone is proof of your undying romanticism.
Whoa, easy there, partner. While your quick temper might get you into the occasional scuffle, you make up for it with your fiery passion and red-hot enthusiasm. You can take the heat just as well as you can dish it, which is good, because you dish a lot. How about you just chill? No, OK.
Where would we be without you? We hate to think about it, really, because your encouragement and emotional support have always been there. Your intuition and the various jobs you’ve held make you a natural counselor, and you always come prepared. We can’t think of a better companion than you.
You’re just really cool — always hip to what’s underground as well as current popular events. Perhaps you’re just a tad aloof, but that just makes you even cooler. Despite that, you’ve carved out your own niche of friends as a reigning arbiter of what’s cool.
Where’s the party at? Because you are definitely going. Your impulsiveness has led you to say a few saucy comments you later regretted, but, hey — c’est la vie. You can effortlessly strike up a conversation with anyone and are a pro at settling disputes.
You’re gentle, patient, and just a little complex — which is probably why you spend so much time in your own head. Career-wise, you were born to be an artist, whether it’s in photography, music, or writing. You prefer intimate groups over large parties and are a wonderful confidante.
Worcester— no really, Worcestershire sauce? Come on, when was the last time you successfully pronounced Worcestershire sauce, much less opened a bottle of one? We asked you to pick your favorite, and you chose Worcestershire sauce over ketchup. You’re crazy, but we respect you.
Aww, you’re great. Really you are. You always know just what to say and are so warm and affectionate. An unshakable optimist, you carry yourself in a way that instantly sets others at ease. But don’t get us wrong: You’re not too saccharine. You can be critical when necessary.
Shucks, take some credit, will ya? You’re endlessly talented, funny, and intelligent, so brag a little — you deserve everything! You might not fit everyone’s taste, but the close friends you have adore you. So summon up that self-confidence and keep it up, pal. Everyone’s rooting for you!
You’re easily the funniest person in your friend group. When everyone else is down, you’re there with the perfect punchline to help neutralize the mood. In addition to levity, you bring a fresh perspective to things and drive the conversation in a positive way. In short, you’re awesome!
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