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How Hangry Are You Right Now?

AKA: How far would you go to get a damn bite to eat? Satiate that hanger tonight at Applebee's.

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  1. Check all that apply to your growling stomach:

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    So, are you hungry?
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    But are you like really, really hungry?
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    Are you so hungry you’re actually MAD ABOUT IT?
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    Is your stomach growling?
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    Is your stomach growling so loudly your co-worker just looked at you and scowled?
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    Is your stomach growling so loudly it just echoed through your entire office?
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    Are your palms sweating?
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    Is your face sweating?
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    Are you about to have a hot flash?
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    Did you just have a hot flash then wake up and continue to take this quiz?
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    Did you just smell French fries?
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    Did you just smell French fries even though there are NO French fries anywhere within a five-mile radius of you?
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    Did you just look at your co-worker in the face and envision that they had a giant French fry for a face?
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    Would you eat, like, pretty much anything right now?
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    Would you eat a baby frog?
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    Would you eat an adorable little baby alpaca?
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    No seriously, would you?
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    Would you eat your coffee mug that’s still sitting on your desk from this morning?
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    Are you taking this quiz right now to pass the time before dinnertime?
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    Is there steam blowing out your ears?
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    Are you snapping at everyone around you?
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    Did you just ignore your boss’ urgent email because nothing else matters except finding food?
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    Did you just send a passive-aggressive text to your poor mother because hanger has taken over?
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    Would you swipe everything off your desk right now in a fit of rage because you’re so starving?
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    Do you feel like there is a demon inside of you about to take over your body?
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    Do you feel like this food demon would plow over everyone and everything in its path for the sake of your hunger?
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    Do you feel like the second you eat dinner, you will change into a new and improved person?
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    Do you feel like the second you eat dinner, you will immediately smile and be able to talk again without grunting?
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    Do you feel like the second you eat dinner, you will apologize to your poor mother for that passive-aggressive text you sent?
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    Do you feel like you just really need dinner right this second, and you’re glad this quiz is finally over so you can go get dinner before you seriously injure someone?
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