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The 19 Different Stages You Live In The San Francisco House Hunt

The San Francisco housing apocalypse, where the room search is a "Hunger Games scenario", New York mag quotes.

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4. No-way phase

Initial filter criteria for your hunt: neighborhood, number of roommates, personality of roommates, size of the room, furnished/unfurnished, price, utilities included, living room, pets, lease, sublet, number of bathrooms, transportation...

9. Interrogation phase

This is when you feel like in a undercover game show made by the NSA. Questions about your aunt's panty size and surveys about your reaction if a rocket crashed in the living room.

17. No-filters phase

"Let's see in this area"..."Maybe utilities not included"..."Doesn't care 200 bucks more"..."It's ok no living room"..."It's not so small"..."Dogs don't bother me"...

19. I-got-it phase

Yes! After 4-6 weeks, you got it! Maybe you lost some hair in the process, but it will grow in the next 6-12 months until you play again this "Hunger Games". You are exhausted and moving weekend ahead.

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