He doesn't have a job
He asks to borrow money
Your parents, friends, pets hate him...
He still gets high all the time
Sometimes, you think deep down, Oprah is talking to you
He lives at home
He does not have a car...
He has "Plans": Finish College, Get a Job, Start a Company
Your friends reaction that you're together
He's got no ambition
He Won't Get a Haircut
So you're always trying to explain...
But, he's got some sort of impressive mind control
He doesn't contribute or helpout
When other guys realize you're dating him...
When you think about your successful Ex
One day, You'll look back on this time
The best part, when your friends find out you broke up
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