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Which Dad Joke Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

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Which Dad Joke Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

You got: What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty.

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You got: A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

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You got: A Dad is at the register at a grocery store.

The cashier asks him if he wants the milk in a bag, to which he responds, "No, just leave it in the carton."

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You got: Why did the clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse.

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You got: How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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You got: Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was ~a salted~.

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You got: A Dad is driving past a graveyard and he asks his passengers why he can't be buried there.

The passengers ask, "why not?" To which he replies, "Because I'm not dead yet."

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You got: A man is fired from a calendar factory and is questioned as to why he was fired.

He replies, "Because I took a couple of days off."

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You got: I had a dream I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted.

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You got: How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

Because a frog says, "ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "rub it, rub it."

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You got: Did you hear the news, Fed-Ex and UPS are merging.

They're going to go by "Fed-Up" from now on.

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You got: What do 5/4 of people admit to?

They admit to being bad at fractions.

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