Which Dad Joke Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."
The cashier asks him if he wants the milk in a bag, to which he responds, "No, just leave it in the carton."
Because he was a little horse.
You put a little boogie in it.
One was ~a salted~.
The passengers ask, "why not?" To which he replies, "Because I'm not dead yet."
He replies, "Because I took a couple of days off."
I woke up exhausted.
Because a frog says, "ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "rub it, rub it."
They're going to go by "Fed-Up" from now on.
They admit to being bad at fractions.