1. You probably have perfected the resting bitch face.
2. Because of your resting bitch face, you don't have to converse with any annoying people on the street.
3. You have the perfect pout that others can only aspire to have.
4. You have a level of self-confidence that can only be achieved by wearing all black.
5. You feel complete when you wear all black sunglasses.
6. Jessica Lange is your goddess.
7. You dread the day when you're forced to wear another color besides black.
8. And you're lost trying to find something other than black when that day arrives.
9. You probably have black hangers to hang your black clothes on.
10. Your friends have made fun of you for wearing all black clothing in the Spring or Summer.
11. Your nails are most likely painted black or dark red at all times.
12. You either live in a big city or dream of living in a big city.
13. Mostly because you yearn to be surrounded by others like you.
14. You're confused when people say that another color besides black is their favorite color.
15. When people say that black isn't a color you get personally offended.
16. You laugh when people say they're looking for the perfect little black dress because your closet is full of them.
17. You know the problem of looking for a specific black shirt in a drawer of all black shirts.
18. The struggle that is when your blacks don't match.
19. Your wardrobe and confidence are two things others only wish they had.
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