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24 Ways To Read When Throwing Shade Isn't Enough

Before there was shade there was reading. Class in session. Take notes!

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20. USE THE COUNTDOWN.

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The countdown is a method used to turn a read into a list. Before every point you say a number. Example: 5. I am very rich! 4. All my shit is expensive. 3. I'm cashing TRUMP CHECKS! 2. You don't want it. 1. What? I was just telling the truth.

And before a good read play this: