7. Look them in the eyes and ENUNCIATE.EVERY.WORD.
18. ACT like you’re READING FROM THE GOOD BOOK.
20. USE THE COUNTDOWN.
The countdown is a method used to turn a read into a list. Before every point you say a number. Example: 5. I am very rich! 4. All my shit is expensive. 3. I’m cashing TRUMP CHECKS! 2. You don’t want it. 1. What? I was just telling the truth.
21. Remember: You are READING FOR BLOOOOOOOOD.
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