Forget resolutions. Let’s set real goals.
“If for any reason you’re lactose intolerant and decide it magically went away because you decided you wanted milk, don’t.”
*Eats pizza, two ice creams, mac ‘n’ cheese, sandwich, and a piña colada*
“On the outside I’m great, but inside, my body is trying to destroy itself.”
*sips coffee* *handles everything like a boss*
*Eats entire package. Finds out it was actually three servings*
You might not see it, but it’s there… oh, it’s there.
“Why study for finals when you can focus all your time on praying you get hit by a car when you cross the street.”
The toilet is a special place.
“Joking about OCD and hypochondria is all fun and games until I convince myself I have skin cancer for the 23rd time this week.”
Read this if your last check-up was with your pediatrician.
It affects millions of people worldwide. How much do you know?
Relationship status: Parents just asked me if anyone will be joining me for Thanksgiving, then started laughing before I could answer.
There’s still a lot that we don’t know.
Let’s unwrap your condom IQ.
Woosah. It’s going to be OK.
“Anyone know a good doctor who can put me in a medically induced coma until the election is over?”
Let’s see how you ~measure up~.
Bonus fact: The weather up here is pretty much the same.