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My favorite beach vacation game is Guess Which Body Part You Missed With Sunscreen And Now Needs Medical Attention
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four worst things about summer: 1) boob sweat 2) ass sweat 3) hairline sweat 4) just-got-out-of-the-shower why am i even sweaty sweat
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this customer at work asked me if I'm in love because my face looked glowy but I was just sweaty
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Yelp Review for Outside: 1/5 stars. Very hot out there. No Wifi. "People" (aka other humans) want to interact with you. Would not go again
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[in bed] Girl: why are you so sweaty? Me: i dont know Girl: im going to watch Parks and Rec from the other side of the bed Me: i understand
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When you go outside without checking the temperature & it's hot af https://t.co/4tDKM2XF2y
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The floor is the Air-conditioner Me :
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me going into the summer dehydrated, lacking sleep,broke, depressed but trying to use fake positivity to pretend my… https://t.co/FJdB0OdhtC
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It's getting hot outside so I'm telling y'all now. Heat gives me attitudes. Stay out my face & wear deodorant
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"I'm sorry I put you through this." (Me to my legs as I put on pants in this hot ass weather)
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I could kill a bear with my own hands, prepare it, then cook it with the heat between my thighs in the time it takes for my oven to preheat.
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"Man, it's hot outside!" - something I'd probably say if I ever went outside
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Walked in for the money. Stayed for the AC. My ATM love story.
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when you ready for the summer then you realize it's too hot and people are musty
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Me: It's going to be another beautiful day outside. Hot & sunny! Air Conditioner: You ain't going anywhere!
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When it's hot out and your boss says you can wear what you want
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There's going to be a 55 degree temperature increase in Las Vegas over the next few days. Happy Monday!
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Honestly it's too hot to be outside, I'll catch y'all in the fall