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Take This Completely Anonymous Poll That's All About Boners

Let's see how you ~measure up~.

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  1. How old were you when you got your first boner?

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    10 or younger
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    11
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    12
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    13
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    14
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    15 or older
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How old were you when you got your first boner?
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    10 or younger
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    11
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    12
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    13
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    14
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    15 or older
  1. How many boners do you get in a day?

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    None
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    1–3
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    4–6
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    7–9
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    I'm actually hard all day — that's normal, right?
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How many boners do you get in a day?
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    None
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    1–3
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    4–6
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    7–9
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    I'm actually hard all day — that's normal, right?
  1. How do you get rid of your boners?

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    Cold showers FTW.
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    Flex my thigh to divert blood flow.
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    Masturbating is the only way.
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    Thinking of grandma always works.
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    I wait for it to go down...eventually.
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How do you get rid of your boners?
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    Cold showers FTW.
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    Flex my thigh to divert blood flow.
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    Masturbating is the only way.
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    Thinking of grandma always works.
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    I wait for it to go down...eventually.
  1. What about if you're in a public place, how do you hide your boner?

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    I stick it in my waistband.
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    I stick my hand in my pocket.
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    I find a seat!
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    I act normal. There's nothing to see here, people!
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What about if you're in a public place, how do you hide your boner?
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    I stick it in my waistband.
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    I stick my hand in my pocket.
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    I find a seat!
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    I act normal. There's nothing to see here, people!
  1. Which pants are the worst when you have a boner?

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    Jeans — the fabric hurts.
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    Sweatpants — the visual representation of a pitched tent.
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    Gym shorts — might as well be wearing nothing.
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    Dress pants — you can't even hide it when your shirt's tucked in.
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Which pants are the worst when you have a boner?
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    Jeans — the fabric hurts.
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    Sweatpants — the visual representation of a pitched tent.
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    Gym shorts — might as well be wearing nothing.
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    Dress pants — you can't even hide it when your shirt's tucked in.
  1. Have you gotten a boner at work?

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    YES, and I made it out alive.
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    NO, I've been spared the embarrassment.
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Have you gotten a boner at work?
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    YES, and I made it out alive.
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    NO, I've been spared the embarrassment.
  1. What about during your commute, while on the train or bus, or in a car?

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    Every damn day.
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    Only sometimes — the engine vibrations have to be especially strong.
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    It depends on what I'm thinking about.
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    Nope. Why would I get one during these times?
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What about during your commute, while on the train or bus, or in a car?
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    Every damn day.
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    Only sometimes — the engine vibrations have to be especially strong.
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    It depends on what I'm thinking about.
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    Nope. Why would I get one during these times?
  1. How often do you get morning wood?

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    It's not a proper morning without it!
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    Only on occasion.
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    No morning wood, but what about afternoon wood?
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How often do you get morning wood?
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    It's not a proper morning without it!
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    Only on occasion.
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    No morning wood, but what about afternoon wood?
  1. Peeing with a boner: What's your technique?

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    The Lunge: One foot forward, you execute a deep lunge as you angle your pee into the toilet.
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    The Frogger: Seated on the toilet, you lean forward till your hands are nearly on the ground to angle your pee inside.
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    The Leaning Tower: Hand on the wall behind the toilet, you lean forward like the Tower of Pisa to angle your pee into the toilet.
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Peeing with a boner: What's your technique?
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    The Lunge: One foot forward, you execute a deep lunge as you angle your pee into the toilet.
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    The Frogger: Seated on the toilet, you lean forward till your hands are nearly on the ground to angle your pee inside.
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    The Leaning Tower: Hand on the wall behind the toilet, you lean forward like the Tower of Pisa to angle your pee into the toilet.
  1. Have you ever tried swinging your boner around like a helicopter?

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    All the time!
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    Maybe once — it was fun while it lasted.
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    Nahh, that's not my style.
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Have you ever tried swinging your boner around like a helicopter?
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    All the time!
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    Maybe once — it was fun while it lasted.
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    Nahh, that's not my style.
  1. How often do you masturbate?

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    Once a month or less.
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    Maybe once a week.
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    A few times a week.
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    Once a day.
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    A few times a day.
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How often do you masturbate?
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    Once a month or less.
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    Maybe once a week.
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    A few times a week.
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    Once a day.
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    A few times a day.
  1. Ever had trouble getting hard when the mood strikes?

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    No, it works every time.
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    Sometimes — if the mood's not right.
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    Yup. It happens all the time, actually.
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Ever had trouble getting hard when the mood strikes?
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    No, it works every time.
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    Sometimes — if the mood's not right.
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    Yup. It happens all the time, actually.
  1. How long do your boners last?

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    10 minutes or less.
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    10–20 minutes.
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    20–30 minutes.
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    30–60 minutes.
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    An hour or more.
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How long do your boners last?
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    10 minutes or less.
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    10–20 minutes.
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    20–30 minutes.
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    30–60 minutes.
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    An hour or more.
  1. And finally, do you get more boners sitting down or standing up?

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    Sitting down.
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    Standing up.
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    Not sure — it kinda just happens!
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And finally, do you get more boners sitting down or standing up?
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    Sitting down.
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    Standing up.
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    Not sure — it kinda just happens!
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