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19 Jokes Anyone Who Loves Carbs Will Relate To

"So they won't show sex on TV but showing a hot pizza slice slowly being lifted up is just fine."

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Pizza burned the inside of my mouth and I don't really understand why the things I love keep hurting me.

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'The Titanic sank with approximately 3000 pounds of garlic bread on board' Me:

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Me: can I have an extra large pizza Server: sure what would you like on the pizza Me [after thinking hard for 10 mins]: an even bigger pizza

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"all of the good ones are taken," i sigh, staring at the near-empty donut racks

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WAITER: Toppings on your pizza? "Another pizza" And on that pizza? "Another pizza" [4 hours later] "Another pizza" PLEASE LET ME GO

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Me: everyone is entitled to their own opinion and I respect that. Someone: I don't like pasta. Me:

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So they won't show sex on TV but showing a hot pizza slice slowly being lifted up is just fine.

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[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries."

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I'm on a low carb diet, when I'm low on carbs I want to die

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BREAD IS SO VERSATILE LIKE YOU CAN TOAST IT OR REGULAR IT DAM SHOUT OUT TO BREAD

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"this is your résumé?" ya "a piece of garlic bread?" yep "can-can i have it?" yes "you're hired"

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Have you tried carbs for that? Me, about pretty much anything, really

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When I die smother me in garlic butter and toast me under the grilllllll mmmmm I fucking love garlic bread

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i prefer 6O9 where you are both curled up around a big pizza

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*walks up to microphone during wedding reception* *taps on mic; everyone smiles* "Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"

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I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready.

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i know a guy who loves saying "best thing since sliced bread" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it

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