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    23 Ridiculous And Terrifying Health Questions People Have Actually Googled

    "If I sneeze with my eyes open, will they fall out?"

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the most random and ridiculous health questions they've ever asked Dr. Google. Here are some of the best ones.

    1. "Will I die from drinking hot sauce?"

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    2. "Why does my vagina smell like canned cat food?"

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    3. "If I sneeze with my eyes open, will they fall out?"


    4. "Why do my boobs smell like cheese?"

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    "I went to a Tennessee during the hottest part of the summer while seven months pregnant. This unfortunately coincided with my milk starting to come in and I got a rash on my boobs. The combination of sweat and milk production gave me a fungal infection."


    5. "Hard lump in vagina, ingrown penis?"

    6. "Can you blow out your brain through your nose?"


    "I blew out a weird pink chunk from my nose when I had a cold once. I know it's dumb now, but it was a really bad cold and I was delirious."


    7. "Why did pregnancy make my boobs look like vampire titties?"

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    "i.e. all blue marbled and stony looking."


    8. Can the brown parts on bananas give you cancer?"

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    9. "Can you catch a cold from talking to someone with a cold on the phone?"

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    10. "Can you die from not peeing for two days?"

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    11. "If I swallow my tongue ring, will it affect my baby?"

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    12. "Peeing poop out your butthole"

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    "I had food poisoning for the first time in my life and had explosive diarrhea. I mean it was bad. I honestly thought i was dying."


    13. "Can a concussion cause period delays?"

    14. "Can you get cancer from eating a tumor?"

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    15. "Can birth control make your butt hairy?"

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    16. "What percent of your sweat is pee?"

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    17. "Can you poop out your large intestine?"

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    18. "What happens if you get a booger in your eye?"

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    19. "Why do my burps taste like pickles when I didn't eat pickles?"

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    20. "Earliest signs of pregnancy"

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    "Doesn't sound ridiculous until you factor in the fact that I wear an IUD and my boyfriend and I haven't had actual sex because he has penis problems."


    21. "Why do my hands ache when I pee?"

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    22. "Chemical burn on my vag from Nair. Will it fall off?"

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    —Tanya Cecilia-aDeen, Facebook

    23. "What does arsenic poisoning feel like?"

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    "I thought my brother tried to kill me. Turns out I had blood clots in my lung."


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