losing all of my friendsactors gone awoltwo words... wiggle bottomactorsLecterSilverfishThin peoplevegetariansbeing eatenSloppy choreo & taintsvoicemailsrocking chairsdowels
Stink bugweaselslothsnailsblue-footed boobya poodledogschipmunksquirrelsapes... it's never been done before!catottersA Starling
"Dr. Lecter? ... Dr. Lecter? ... Dr. Lecter? ...""I hope she fed her cat""Hi, I'm Barney" (places finger below nose to create mustache)"A squirrel fashion show!""I just $h*t my pants and there's nothing you can do about it""Don't leave me! THIS B*TCH IS F*CKING CRAZY!""Would you f*ck me?""Oh, and Senator, just one more thing ... love your suit.""Enthrall me with your acumen""At first, they thought he died trying to suck. his. own. d*ck."Shlurping SoundDicks dicks dicks dicks
polka dotblackNot wearin' any ;)houndstoothredblackunderwear?whitenatural woolpurple
optimismorganizational skillsEverything, bitchmy ability to get sh*t done.swag: I walk with a limpDeforméd cheeksmy bodyvibratomy pipesbooty movesboogie feversick flipsdick
Walkin' on Sunshine - Katrina & the WavesNa Na Na Na Na Na Na - My Chemical RomanceAnything by PrinceLittle Red Wagon - Miranda LambertCome on Eileen - Dexy's Midnight RunnersMy Daughter is Catherine - as made popular by Hayley LovgrenGoodbye Horses - Q LazarusA Little Priest from Sweeney ToddThe Murder She Wrote Theme SongI'm Alive - Celine DionAve MariaDon't You (Forget about Me) - Simple MindsDon't Stand So Close to Me - The Police
Friends!Grey's AnatomyPortlandia. Because women & women first.How I Met Your MotherBreaking BadTransparentThe French ChefMurder She WroteThe Golden GirlsThe Joy of Painting, with Bob RossThe X-Filessome other thing
dicks dicks dicksa snuggly beaniebarbaloot suitmerkinleg warmersa smoking jacketan oriental robelong johnstasselsskin suitWHAT? ME?tangent80s headband
like a New Zealand herderYesTeehee......... nahhSo hardYou got it!No. I'd make love to you, though ;)Haaaaaaaaard!Sorry, don't do requests.Not on the first frolicNo, I would only scissor you.Sew. Hard.dicks dicks dicksbeg pardon?
Which Lamb Are You In SILENCE! THE MUSICAL SF?
You are most likely a caucasian male. and the head of the FBI and a dubious father figure. You seem to appear at just the right moment. You are very sexy and most everyone would like to sleep with you. Sorry about your wife.
You do it in the dark. Heehee!
You command the stage. Sometimes a man named Barney possesses your body, but you're Ardelia, bitch, so back off.
You are a natural-born leader. You have many little lambs with fleece relatively white as snow. You are sure to wash, dry, and hang their wools and you shepherd them into places at the appropriate times.
In your ideal world, people would just COME ON! You've been through a lot, peg-wise, but you can still drop your booty in a full-on stomp number and the others will come on.
You're Dimples and you know what's good. When you smile, the world would like nothing more than to put its finger into the crevasses on your cheeks.
Shed your cocoon, baby. You've blossomed into a beautiful butterfly and now all you have to do is lubricate those wings.
You have great taste. See what I did there? That was a pun. It would be no surprise if you called someone a rube today.
You are a legend and a mystery. You are multifaceted; you've got the legit and screlt down pat. Most of all, you have the wisdom to know which is which.
You haunt every sickled foot and every weak jazz hand. Flexed foot? You're there. Sloppy choreo? You're there. Wack formation? You're there. Free booze? You're there.
Congratulations on your big assignment! You are a strong, independent woman and you rely on the male gaze. I'm sorry; did that last sentence contradict itself? Good luck not getting skinned and/or eaten, lady.
You are always in the mood for a showstopper and you can appreciate a heart-wrenching ballad. The important part is that you should have won American Idol Lamb Edition.
FUCK YOU KEVIN.