Ivy Williams

Like many Aussie kids in the '90s, the first sex I encountered in books were Ellie and Lee's relationship (and Ellie's fantasies about Homer) in the Tomorrow When the War Began series. Thank you, John Marsden ?

For those asking about this story - from what I recall, Hugh left it a little late to use the bathroom before the show, so he went on figuring he could hold it til intermission. Then during the performance he was singing a number and realised the muscles he'd have to use to hit a… Read More

Appropriate that he seems so obsessed with incest considering he looks inbred af. Pathetic, fugly little moron.

Am I the only who thinks the clothes she liked the most are the ones she looks the most terrible in? Completely unflattering and not suited to her body-type at all. Maybe the other clothes aren't 'you', but they sure as hell look better on you. Isn't that the point of a stylist anyway?… Read More

'Cosby is also seeking to have the charges dropped because he contends that memory loss and poor eyesight have left him "substantially impaired" and unable to defend himself, the motion states.' Oh dear lord, the IRONY. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so infuriating.

I had an orange bear that I named T.J. when I was three. To this day, I have no idea what T.J. stood for.

That's actually the Australian Aboriginal flag.

Literally every pair of shorts shown EXCEPT the cargos were fugly af and completely unflattering. Stick with your cargos, boys. The trend that REALLY needs to die is the hipster-douche suit and dress shoes with no socks look - your skinny hairy ankles really aren't that special.

Good lord... I do believe Rosie Mac is the first example ever of a double being even better-looking than the star. And considering how stunning Emilia Clarke is, that's really saying something!

When I was a kid I knew that sex involved 'humping', so I thought that grown-ups just rubbed their bits together - like a hotdog in a bun. I didn't make the connection that the P actually goes inside the V until far too many years later.