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20 Questions People Without A Driver's License Are Tired Of Hearing

I've got 99 problems but a license ain't one.

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5. "How are you this far in college and still without a license?"

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What you want to say: Writing papers, attending class, and having fun requires no car. Also, are you calling me old?!

7. "So if you don't have a license, what kind of ID do you use?"

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What you want to say: States offer regular identification cards, which require zero driving skills to obtain.


10. "Are you some sort of environmentalist who's against cars?"

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What you want to say: While cars are bad for the environment, it doesn't mean that's why I've chosen not to have a license.


16. "So have you ever, like... BEEN in a car?"

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What you want to say: No, I avoid cars at all times — that's how it works right? No license means you can't even step into a car?

18. "Do you have a medical condition or something?"

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What you want to say: There's nothing terrible or wrong with me for not having a license — it's a personal choice.

19. "Will you at least get it when you're married and have kids?"

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What you want to say: Maybe or maybe not — cars aren't a necessary or a vital part of a kid's childhood.


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