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21 Times Disney Made You Realize You Were An Emotionally Unavailable Kid

Bye, Mufasa.

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5. Even as a kid, you knew that John Smith was awful for shooting Pocahontas' betrothed and for making her dad hate her.

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Nothing like waving good-bye to John Smith and the rest of the explorers who would only come back and exploit the Native Americans.

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12. When Flynn Rider was dying and your friend was crying about it, you rolled your eyes and took a popcorn break.

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Also, Rapunzel is actually crying because she now has a terrible pixie cut. Look at what you've DONE, Flynn Rider.

15. Jasmine's a princess and all but doesn't she need a permit to keep Rajah?

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You also wondered why Rajah never attacked Jasmine for holding him captive as a wild and endangered animal.

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17. You actually develop a headache during this scene from trying not to laugh at the fact that Pinocchio is at "Pleasure Island."

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Your parents were then left to answer your deep questions about why an island with such a name only had a population of little boys.

19. This was the best part about the movie because you'd didn't have to hear Mowlgi and Baloo sing "The Bare Necessities."

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This is what happens when you pair up a human and a bear people.

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