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21 Times Disney Made You Realize You Were An Emotionally Unavailable Kid

Bye, Mufasa.

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Disney has brought to the world many of the most heartbreaking moments in film ever seen.

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But what was tearjerking for everyone and their mothers, was just another cliché ending for the apathetic.

1. Seeing Meg "die" in Hercules' arms wasn't sad but just cliché.

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Plus, she came right back to life so her death didn't matter that much.

2. Throughout the entire movie, you were wondering why a fox and a hound became friends in the first place.

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Don't most dogs scare animals, like foxes, away?!

3. You were honestly more concerned about Tarzan getting hypothermia from just wearing a loincloth.

Someone get him a blanket made out of leaves.
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Someone get him a blanket made out of leaves.

4. Bambi's mom's death made you wonder if your mom was finally going to cook venison for dinner.

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She was just a deer and hunting season happens every year after all.

5. Even as a kid, you knew that John Smith was awful for shooting Pocahontas' betrothed and for making her dad hate her.

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Nothing like waving good-bye to John Smith and the rest of the explorers who would only come back and exploit the Native Americans.

6. What a waste of food! The people of Paris clearly need to learn about composting.

Or, live in a household like yours where wasting any food would mean no candy for a week.
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Or, live in a household like yours where wasting any food would mean no candy for a week.

7. Mufasa dying made you wonder what was on National Geographic.

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Nature: It's real and happens — just watch one hour of Planet Earth.

8. Sure, Dumbo's mom gets locked away but it definitely sucked more for Dumbo, who had to become a clown.

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And we all know clowns are the WORST.

9. You only noticed that Cinderella's shoe didn't disappear at midnight too.

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Also, there's no way Cinderella was the only woman around with her shoe size right?!

10. No one likes getting caught in a rainstorm and it doesn't make Oliver any more special.

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It happens to the best of us, Oliver, sorry, not sorry.

11. Seeing Beast "die" made the child misandrist in you cheer.

Nothing says true love like watching your captor die, amirite?!
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Nothing says true love like watching your captor die, amirite?!

12. When Flynn Rider was dying and your friend was crying about it, you rolled your eyes and took a popcorn break.

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Also, Rapunzel is actually crying because she now has a terrible pixie cut. Look at what you've DONE, Flynn Rider.

13. And seriously, what did Ursula turn Triton into?!

This is probably what day-old sushi looks like.
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This is probably what day-old sushi looks like.

14. Snow White got what she deserved for accepting food from strangers.

You'd think one of the seven dwarves would've warned her.
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You'd think one of the seven dwarves would've warned her.

15. Jasmine's a princess and all but doesn't she need a permit to keep Rajah?

You also wondered why Rajah never attacked Jasmine for holding him captive as a wild and endangered animal.
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You also wondered why Rajah never attacked Jasmine for holding him captive as a wild and endangered animal.

16. Peter Pan's got 99 problems, but Tinkerbell isn't one.

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Who wouldn't dislike Tinkerbell for spreading pixie dust aka glitter all over the place?

17. You actually develop a headache during this scene from trying not to laugh at the fact that Pinocchio is at "Pleasure Island."

Your parents were then left to answer your deep questions about why an island with such a name only had a population of little boys.
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Your parents were then left to answer your deep questions about why an island with such a name only had a population of little boys.

18. Shouldn't someone have called PETA to figure out this mess?

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Also, how did not a single neighbor notice the 101 dalmatians?

19. This was the best part about the movie because you'd didn't have to hear Mowlgi and Baloo sing "The Bare Necessities."

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This is what happens when you pair up a human and a bear people.

20. Say "Ohana" to Kevin McCallister from Home Alone and see what he has to say about it.

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Stich caused more problems than happiness and even Lilo knew it at times.

21. This only brought up a single question: Why is there no toy or invention where you could do this to your siblings?

Freeze gun and Nerf gun.
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Freeze gun and Nerf gun.

Your friends may call you heartless for not crying at these scenes, but you know you just save your tears for movies with actual humans.

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