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Could You Be A Lambert?

Think you could survive in the Lambert Household? Think again, we barely do.

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  1. Check off anything you would say "same" to:

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    You eat kale
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    When you say you want your dish "gourmet" you really mean "add kale"
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    You actually like kale
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    You have food allergies
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    You've played soccer before
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    You've coached soccer before
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    You have a dog
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    Your dog is a brat
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    Your dog isn't actually a dog, rather it is a human in dog form
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    You've gone to Wayside
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    You went to Catholic school
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    You HATED that Catholic hell hole
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    You've gone to a Bristol, RI 4th of July parade
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    You've never missed a Bristol, RI 4th of July parade in your life
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    You use the term "Homer Gift"
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    You know what "cross contamination" means
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    You can properly operate an Epi-Pen
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    You know that no cake compares to a chocolate wacky cake
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    You've seen Paula's book of cakes at least once
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    You've shown someone Paula's book of cakes
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    You used to do gymnastics
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    Portion control? What's that?
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    When exercising, if it hurts stop. Unless your foam rolling, then keep going
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    You're the favorite and ONLY oldest/middle/youngest granddaughter
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    You flood social media with the embarrassing stuff your parents do
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    You know the horror that is making a bed with Paula
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    You've been bitten by Hoodsie
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    You know not to touch Hoodsie while she's sleeping
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    You know what Gramma Vegas is
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    You've seen Gramma Vegas
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    You were in Gramma Vegas
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    You actually like watching Gramma Vegas
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    Speaking loudly around old people is a habit
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    You've heard the dead cat story
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    You've heard the dead cat story minimum of 20 times
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    You can recite the dead cat story by heart
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    You know that the only beach worth going to is in Middletown, RI
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    You know where the old Almax is
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    You're well versed in the love triangle between Hope, Liam, and Steffy
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    The wifi doesn't work if the microwave is running
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    You know what a quahog is
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    You've eaten a quahog
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