The link to his site doesn’t seem to be working. Just thought you guys should know.
Jack Moore, are you sure that I didn’t write this? I think you’ve plagiarized my brain. However, I need you to understand two things: a) You didn’t jinx 1997. I did. I’m sorry.
2) You didn’t unjinx us in 2003. Again, I did that. In fact, I made a bargain with the football gods wherein a friend of mine asked me if I could have a Buckeyes’ victory or have sex in that entire year, which would it be? I opted for the victory. Of course, I then broke my promise to the gods later that year, re-jinxing everything. I am pretty certain that is the reason that all my teams have failed since then and I’m pretty sure is the cause of the NCAA sanctions this year. So again, I’m sorry.