"remember that one time in science class when I tried to fart but it came out a poop and I had to flush my underwear down the toilet? you think i wanted to tell you that? no, i didn't." -Bill (Freaks and Geeks)
Foods I hate: pickles, bananas, olives, bananas, mustard, raisins, pumpkin (I don't even consider pumpkins a real food), bananas, mushrooms. Not exhaustive, but I think I hit the big ones.