Which Lily Are You Really Though?!
You let the little things go, but one thing you absolutely CAN’T EVEN deal with is stupidity. You don’t normally show your anger, but you’ve finally HAD it. All you’re asking for is a little common sense, people. #amirite
Sometimes you just need a break...and you know that break is best had with a chuckle and a guffaw. You can dance to the beat of your own drum and be completely self-entertained, although you do like ROFL in the company of other people. #hehe
Goddamnit! This is such bullsh**! When you get blackout rage, all you can do is curse a little here and there. You’re not typically directing it towards anyone, but you just get so frustrated sometimes and have to let it go! Everyone else can just calm the f*** down.
Even though you’re a cosmopolitan lady living in a capitalistic world, you still like to go #back2basics with a more rustic way of life. Yeah, so what?! You like flea markets, you like vintage furniture, and you may or may not live in Brooklyn. Bai, haterz.
You’re very clear about what you like and don’t like, which is why all you can do when someone is inconsiderate or thoughtless is ignore them. You don’t like wasting your time with empty words. You prefer your own actions to other people’s reactions. ::turns cold shoulder::
You might be neurotic at times, but that's only when it pertains to you. All the other times, you really do just go with the flow. Ain't nothin' gonna bring you down!
Nuh uh! No, YOU’RE drunk. Heemmhhh ehhheeh, weeiiiggght I’m tired. Nooooo, but weeiiggghttt, I f***ing love you, man. You’re may BUST fren.
It’s a Wednesday, it’s 10:14am, and you have a client meeting. Time for a lady blazer and your “cool” pair of slacks. Just because your job is casual doesn’t mean you need to look like a teenager! You know that you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. You mean BI’NESS.
You ain’t about that #meatlife. You’ve had your fun with your carnivorous cravings. You’re onto bigger, better, rawer things now. Being organic, natural, and healthy isn’t a phase for you, it’s a way of life. And to be honest, you don’t know the difference between normal cheesecake and a cashew-based one. #farm2table
You live for life’s theatrical moments. Not to mention you know every single line, tune, and dance move to RENT’s soundtrack. Who’s to blame you for loving a little kick ball shuffle, jazz hands, bow, exit stage right?
Screw new clothes. You care about the things that really matter and you’ll be damned if people try to tell you you have your priorities mixed up. You’re a grown a$$ woman and that nook in the corner of your bedroom isn’t going to fill itself! And how else would you show off your DIY skillz?