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    11 Things To Never Say To A Hypochondriac

    I'm NOT okay. You're MISSING something and it's ALL very scary. Adieu, adieu, remember me.

    1. "Wow, that sounds serious."

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    Wait...are YOU serious?!

    2. "You should probably get that checked out."

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    3. "I think you're overreacting..."


    Do you know what I'm going through?

    4. "You should look at the symptoms online."

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    I did and I've already diagnosed myself with six different chronic diseases.

    5. "My sister had the same thing. She had to go to the hospital."

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    6. "I'd give it another week and if you're still feeling this way, call a doctor."


    Well, I don't need a doctor. I just need you to tell me I'm fine!

    7. "You're fine!"


    How would you know?! You're not a doctor!

    8. "It's probably nothing, but it could be [insert horrible condition here]."

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    ::mind explodes::

    9. "Omg. I thought I had the same thing!"

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    So it IS real.

    10. "So anyways..."


    Why dost thou deny me such resolve?

    11. "It sounds like you might be a hypochondriac."


    Well that's a little harsh.

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