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11 Things To Never Say To A Hypochondriac
I'm NOT okay. You're MISSING something and it's ALL very scary. Adieu, adieu, remember me.
1. "Wow, that sounds serious."
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Wait...are YOU serious?!
2. "You should probably get that checked out."
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Inconsolable.
3. "I think you're overreacting..."
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Do you know what I'm going through?
4. "You should look at the symptoms online."
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I did and I've already diagnosed myself with six different chronic diseases.
5. "My sister had the same thing. She had to go to the hospital."
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WHAT WHAT WHAT
6. "I'd give it another week and if you're still feeling this way, call a doctor."
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Well, I don't need a doctor. I just need you to tell me I'm fine!
7. "You're fine!"
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How would you know?! You're not a doctor!
8. "It's probably nothing, but it could be [insert horrible condition here]."
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::mind explodes::
9. "Omg. I thought I had the same thing!"
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So it IS real.
10. "So anyways..."
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Why dost thou deny me such resolve?
11. "It sounds like you might be a hypochondriac."
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Well that's a little harsh.