17 Reasons Paul Newman Ruined You For Other Men

    Pure, Simple Evidence.

    1. THE NEWMAN CROUCH.

    2. THE NEWMAN FURROWED BROW.

    3. THE NEWMAN CURLS.

    4. THE NEWMAN ALL WHITE EVERYTHING.

    5. THE NEWMAN 1000-MILE STARE.

    6. THE NEWMAN BABYFACE.

    7. THE NEWMAN COLLAR-POP.

    8. THE NEWMAN SMIRK.

    9. THE NEWMAN ON A VERY SMALL BICYCLE.

    10. THE NEWMAN IS SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU.

    11. THE NEWMAN SWEAT LINE.

    12. THE NEWMAN BEARD.

    13. THE NEWMAN BOOTS.

    14. THE NEWMAN LOAFERS AND SOCKS.

    15. THE NEWMAN ABS AND SHORT SHORTS.

    16. THE NEWMAN SILVER FOX.

    17. THE NEWMAN HUSBAND.

    18. THE NEWMAN JORTS.