1. An electric fireplace that doubles as a TV stand so you can stay warm while watching The Mandalorian on Disney+. Add hot cocoa into the mix, and you got yourself a perfect Friday evening.
2. A floor-length blackout curtain so you can finally snooze past noon without interruption. Plus, it blocks out the heat and cold for a more comfortable sleep in any season.
3. A soft-glowing table lamp for folks who prefer low lighting when their eyes switch to dark mode after 10 p.m. There's an option to purchase it with an energy-saving lightbulb, too.
4. A throw blanket you can toss onto your couch for a more lived-in look but also wrap yourself with like a warm, happy burrito. It’s made of knit chenille, so you know you’ll be nice and toasty.
5. An indoor/outdoor welcome mat to let guests know exactly what your home is all about: staying cozy! It’s made of coir, so it’s likely to last longer than your average, ordinary mat.
6. A "bonfire embers" scented candle that’ll give your home a warm fireside vibe without being too overpowering to people with sensitive noses.
7. A scented toilet spray to mask your stink bombs with peppermint and lavender, because no one needs to smell the aftermath of last night's cheesy black bean burrito.
8. A set of curtain string lights that adds a fairytale ambience to your space. It looks great while glowing in the dark *and* hanging on your wall during the day.
9. A plush, oversized throw pillow as a back cushion for people creeping into their 30s because, let's be real, once you hit a certain age, your body isn't as limber as it used to be.
10. A storage ottoman that hides clutter and keeps you comfortable as you kick your feet up and relax. Warning: Your cat might find it a cozy spot to nap on.
11. A four-piece set of mugs because PSL season is upon us, and you need all the cups you can get to fulfill your craving for hot beverages.
12. A soft and fluffy area rug that’ll feel so cushy against your feet, you'll probably ditch your couch to sprawl on top of it.
13. An oil diffuser that’ll bring the spa to your home. Add your favorite essential oil, turn on mood lighting, close your eyes, and relax. You’ve clocked out. Those emails can wait.
14. An ergonomic seat cushion because your tush deserves to be comfortable anywhere you sit, whether that’s on the couch, in the car, or while working at your desk.
15. A recliner with two cup holders for people who detest getting up to refill their drinks during commercial break. The trek to the kitchen is sooooo long.
16. A laser projector so you can stare wide-eyed at your mesmerizing indoor galaxy, saying your ooohs and aaahs.
17. An indoor tent, because why do kids get all the fun stuff? Grab a bottle of wine, a tablet for Netflix, pillows, a blanket, and voilà! It’s an adult slumber party. Bring the above galaxy projector for the full outdoors effect.
18. An anti-fatigue kitchen mat that’ll save you the aches and pains of standing on hard floor for too long while you cook, clean, or (ugh) do the dishes.
19. An ultra soft mattress topper that’ll feel so comfortable, you’ll never want to leave your bed. Made of 1.5-inch foam, it’s designed to give you a better night’s sleep. So don’t be shy. Hit that snooze button.
20. A pair of cushioned slippers because walking around on cold tile is *not* fun. AT ALL. Plus, these have rubber soles so you won't slip and fall on your derrière.
21. A eucalyptus and spearmint bath salt that soothes aches and pains from sitting slumped on the couch all day, rewatching Friends.
22. A breakfast tray so you can spend your lazy Sunday morning eating pancakes and coffee in the comfort of your bed.
23. A memory foam bean bag for plopping face-first into after a long and tiring day of work. Let the large marshmallowy chair comfort you.
24. A cute entryway bench that’s strong enough to withstand the constant barrage of purses, coats, and hats plopped on top. It's also a nice place to sit when you put on your shoes.
25. A lantern to add warmth to your living room and keeps your candle safe so you (and especially your landlord) aren't nervous about having open flames in your apartment.
26. A three-piece bath rug set that’ll keep your tootsies warm while you step out of the shower, brush your teeth, or sit on the toilet for 20 minutes, scrolling through TikTok.
27. A Google Home Mini for when you need ambient sounds to fall asleep. Simply say, “Hey Google. Play rain sounds for 20 minutes.”
28. A coffee maker that you don't mind leaving on your kitchen countertop because it's actually ~stylish~.
29. A woven serving tray to keep your remote controls, coasters, and other items scattered all over your coffee table in one place because clutter can be chaos, and that can really ruin your vibes.
30. A six-piece flower bundle that adds life to your space without the hassle of getting a $40 live bouquet you'd have to throw out after a week.
31. A comforter made of faux fur so you can rest peacefully knowing that no animal was harmed during the making of this unbelievably soft and cozy product.
Me canceling plans so I can stay in.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.