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1. A seat belt tether for your dog, because you don't want Aroonald Weasley to jump into your arms while driving, making you swerve out of the road and into a Whomping Willow. One end clips into the leash and the other into the seat belt slot. Amazing!
2. A treat tote that carries one cup's worth of dog treats, because your pupperinos won't roll over, sit, stay, hug, and shake for free, y'know. Plus, you can attach this pouch to your belt for easy access and use the drawstrings to quickly open and close.
3. An Arm and Hammer rake, swivel bin, and pooper scooper, because the more distance between you and the byproduct of Rowena Ravenpaw's lunch, the better. The best part: The bags are scented so you don't have to smell it, either.
4. A FURminator grooming rake that'll detangle Hairy Barker's stubborn mats. This one has rotating teeth for removing lose hair and an ergonomic handle for better grip. You don't want the rake to go flying when you're swishing and flicking, after all!
5. A super durable and airtight food container. Do you honestly think Luna Lovedog would eat the stale kibble you keep in its opened bag? This one will keep food fresh and not crack open when the doggos try to break in.
6. A 15-ounce Greenies Pill Pockets, so you don't have to wrestle Sirius Bark to take his vitamins. These treats have a pocket that you can pinch closed, hiding the capsules your precious little poopsies like to spit out. Plus, it's chicken-flavored! Yum.
7. A food and water placemat that'll protect your beautiful wood floors from spills and messes when Meownerva McGonagall goes to chow town. If the mat gets icky, you can wash and hang it to dry by its super convenient loop.
8. A 19-inch scratcher board, so Newt Scameownder will stop tearing your carpet to bits and pieces. Plus, this one has a fainting-couch curve to it, so your precious kitty can stretch out and lounge all day.
9. A bag of 24 Greenies dental treats, because there's nothing worse than feeling woozy after giving a kiss to your dog with a terrible case of bad breath. These chews will help get rid of icky plaque and tartar. Plus, they're shaped like a TOOTHBRUSH. Super cute!
10. A stick-shaped chew toy, so Oliver Woof will finally stop bringing branches into the house. This one's made with natural wood fiber *and* synthetic material so it won't splinter when chewed on.
11. A stuffing-free squeaky dog toy that won't burst fabric all over the place during play time. Also, this one has two squeakers to make two different sounds.
12. A portable food container, which is a huge upgrade from the ziplock bags of kibble that rip open, spilling smelly pet food all over your bag. Plus, it has a handle so you can carry it easily.
13. A 26-inch ball launcher because let's be real, picking up a ball with slobber all over isn't your favorite part of fetch.
14. A dishwasher-safe slow feeder, so Furmione Granger doesn't scarf down her meal in one gulp. Plus, its labyrinth-like pattern will keep her entertained and engaged. Furmione sure loves a good puzzle!
15. A stain-and-odor remover that'll erase the memory of your pets' smelly little presents. Just because they dealt it, doesn't mean you have to smell it.
16. A mess-proof elevated feeder, so Draco Meowfoy doesn't get food and water all over the place when he's gobbling up his dinner. Plus, the elevation can prevent neck strain.
17. A sofa cover that'll keep your pet's hair, drool, and unpleasant little accidents *away* from your furniture. After all, Snifferus Snape might be sneakily sleeping on your couch when you're away. (Even though he's not allowed.)
18. An organic grass growing kit, so you can finally direct Fur Delacour's munching *away* from your houseplants. Plus, these have easy-to-understand instructions that won't have you hissing expletives in frustration.
19. A no-pull harness for your doggo, because the next time a squirrel bounds around the corner, you'll want Dumbledog to be nice and secure when he tries to make a dash for it. Your shoulder will thank you.
20. A litter box disguised as a potted plant that my old roommate bought for her cat, and let me tell you, it is SO CUTE. In my opinion, it looks convincing, adding to our apartment's boho vibe. Plus, her cat went in, did his business, and went out, no problem.
21. A foldable ladder for your small fur babies not big enough to jump on the bed. It gives easy access to the bed, and you don't have to carry them up every time. It's a win-win!
22. A Roomba that'll spare your arms and back the aches and pains of sweeping fur off the floor. Why work so hard keeping it clean when this baby can do it for you? Plus, you can schedule it to vacuum using the app. ~So cool~.
23. A set of waterproof Velcro dog shoes, so Pad Foot can stroll the city ~in style~ and in safety. These will protect his paws from getting scorched during a hot day and from getting wet when it's rainy.
24. A two-pack adjustable doorbell rope that you can hang over your door knobs. My roommate has one of these, and her dog tugs on it when it's potty time. A sound of the bells = gotta let the dog out!
25. A grooming brush for your *very* furry friends, because you're not the only one who likes a little primping. Plus, you can use it to take off excess hair that would otherwise just tumble around the house like some sort of desert western scene.
26. A Black + Decker handheld vacuum that'll suck up the hair Grindelwoo left on the couch for you, after rolling around on it. The best part: You can wash the bowl and filter once it gets too dirty. Neat!
27. An Arm and Hammer odor spray that'll shoo away the stinkies and keep your home smelling fresh. Just because you have a dog, doesn't mean your house has to smell like one.
28. A Frontline flea and tick treatment for dogs, because the last thing you want is Grrrinny Weasley coming home with hitchhiking bugs. (Nope!) And since it's waterproof, baths wouldn't wash away the protection. Yay!
29. A packet of Burt's Bee's dander-reducing wipes that'll moisturize Purrter Pettigrew's dry and flaky skin. This is made from all-natural ingredients, BTW, so don't worry about harsh chemicals that your cat might be allergic to.
30. A super absorbent Glad training pad for puppers prone to having oopsies on the floor. AND — now this part's super cool — it turns pee to gel, so you don't walk away with dripping pads during clean-up. AH ~MAY~ ZING
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