Check off everything that applies to you: You can't leave the house without running into someone you know Check You can't leave the house without running into someone you know You know which small businesses are owned by which family Check You know which small businesses are owned by which family You always see someone you know working if you go out to eat Check You always see someone you know working if you go out to eat Or to a store Check Or to a store You've gotten used to seeing people you know if/when you worked in the food industry Check You've gotten used to seeing people you know if/when you worked in the food industry Or if/when you worked at a store Check Or if/when you worked at a store You've never needed a navigation app to get somewhere in your town Check You've never needed a navigation app to get somewhere in your town Even if you've never been to the place before Check Even if you've never been to the place before The dating pool is so small that you've dated your friends' exes Check The dating pool is so small that you've dated your friends' exes The small-town gossip is TOO REAL Check The small-town gossip is TOO REAL You just recently started seeing food trucks in town Check You just recently started seeing food trucks in town Or there are still no food trucks in town Check Or there are still no food trucks in town You just recently got Uber/Lyft in your area Check You just recently got Uber/Lyft in your area Or you still don't have Uber/Lyft in your area Check Or you still don't have Uber/Lyft in your area You can't survive without a car in your hometown Check You can't survive without a car in your hometown You learned how to drive at a very early age Check You learned how to drive at a very early age You know which roads have cops with radar guns Check You know which roads have cops with radar guns You're very aware of the speed limit versus unofficial speed limit on certain roads Check You're very aware of the speed limit versus unofficial speed limit on certain roads The alternative-diet choices are very much lacking Check The alternative-diet choices are very much lacking You just recently got dairy-alternative milks Check You just recently got dairy-alternative milks You just recently got substitute/faux meats Check You just recently got substitute/faux meats You know someone who raises chickens Check You know someone who raises chickens You know someone who raises horses Check You know someone who raises horses You know someone with a farm Check You know someone with a farm There's very few international cuisine establishments in town Check There's very few international cuisine establishments in town Everything is closed by 9pm Check Everything is closed by 9pm Walmart is the only thing open past 9pm Check Walmart is the only thing open past 9pm A dancing-and-drinking club does not exist in your town Check A dancing-and-drinking club does not exist in your town You've hung out in parking lots for fun Check You've hung out in parking lots for fun You have a generator for power outtages Check You have a generator for power outtages You've had to use that generator during a power outtage Check You've had to use that generator during a power outtage You have to travel 30+ minutes away to go to an actual mall Check You have to travel 30+ minutes away to go to an actual mall Everyone always says "there's nothing to do in [name of your town]" Check Everyone always says "there's nothing to do in [name of your town]" But you still have love for your small town <3 Check But you still have love for your small town <3 Show me my results!
