1. "How are these girls all so PRETTY?"
2. "Do any of these girls eat pizza?"
3. "DO THEY EAT PIZZA AND STILL HAVE THOSE BODIES?"
4. "Oh my god, they probably get free pizza."
5. "Of course, the pizza is free. What am I thinking?"
6. "I would do anything for free pizza."
7. "Wait, does this mean I want to be a model?"
8. "No. I'd eat too much pizza."
9. "Oh my god, that girl is the same age as me. What am I doing with my life?"
10. "That outfit costs my entire life savings."
11. "But it is so beautiful."
12. "They are all so beautiful."
13. "How is it physically possible to look that perfect?"
14. "How do they walk wearing all that stuff?"
15. "I can't even walk in gym shoes."
16. "THEY ARE IN HEELS AND WEARING LIKE 50 POUNDS OF WINGS AND CRYSTALS AND SHIT."
17. "Wouldn't they bump into each other?"
18. "Oh yeah, Ariana Grande got hit in the face."
19. "AND EVEN SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS WHILE GETTING HIT IN THE FACE."
20. "Taylor Swift would be friends with these other perfect specimens."
21. "Again. How are they all so perfect?"
22. "These are the people that all the crop tops at Forever 21 are made for."
23. "They can afford to shop anywhere, though."
24. "Custom crop tops."
25. "I don't know if watching this makes me want to join a gym or eat more carbs."
26. "It definitely makes me want to eat more carbs."
27. "Aren't they cold in those outfits?"
28. "Will I ever look like that?"
29. "I will definitely never look like that."
30. "I wonder how much each of them makes for this."
31. "I would hate to be the one Victoria's Secret model not invited to this."
32. "Do other models get jealous of these models?"
33. "I need more food."
34. "Does anyone actually buy those million dollar bras?"
35. "I can barely afford one of their $50 bras."
36. "They all actually look like real angels."
37. "Seriously, those outfits are gorgeous."
38. "And also ridiculous."
39. "I want one. Or eight."
40. "It would take hours to get into that outfit."
41. "HOW MANY PEOPLE HELPED HER PUT THAT ON?"
42. "There is no way that is comfortable."
43. "They are so beautiful it is unfair."
44. "SOMEONE GET ME MORE FOOD."
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