Meet Oven Mitt Romney
You're sure to win your next cookie bake-off with one of these guys on your hand.
Oven Mitt Romney is available for $10 on Etsy, from a seller who suggests, somewhat hyperbolically, that you "take this Oven Mitt Romney to keep your hands warm as you chase moonshine with bourbon with American beer and don’t forget about those tater tot pizza bagels in the oven." But you can also buy a competing Oven Mitt via OvenMittRomney.com.
This Oven Mitt is slightly more expensive, at $12.99, but you can order them in bulk for your whole brownie-baking campaign team. Oven Mitt Romney also has a Twitter feed where he explains his various political positions:
Oven Mitt may not have a plan for healthcare or the economy, but his website proudly proclaims, "America's future is in his mitts!!"