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    How The Giant Eyeball Made It To A Florida Beach

    The discovery of a giant eyeball in Pompano Beach, Florida, has raised questions about its origins. We have the (fictional) answers.

    It began life at a Chuck E. Cheese in 1987.

    It hid out on the "Ecce Homo" fresco.

    And in Christina Aguilera's cleavage.

    It had a bit part in Jurassic Park.

    It played a brief role in a Lady Gaga outfit.

    It became a plaything for Karl Lagerfeld's cat Choupette, but was quickly discarded in favor of an iPad.

    Depressed, it entered Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

    It applied for a job as Paul Ryan's tie clip, but was deemed too small.

    It had to watch the debates from the audience.

    It decided to lift its spirits with a relaxing beach trip, leading to its discovery.

    Where will the eyeball end up next? Only time will tell.

    Design by John Gara for BuzzFeed.