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8 Reasons Never To Do Housework Again

It can cause "sheet-fitting palsy" and a host of other ailments. Avoid at all costs.

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1. Repeatedly putting a fitted sheet on a bed can cause "sheet-fitting palsy."


The ailment, described in a recent case study, occurs when repetitive motion like trying to stretch a fitted sheet over a mattress creates a blood clot in an artery in the wrist. The result can be numbness, tingling, and weakness. One otherwise healthy 73-year-old sufferer saw her thumb become completely useless after one too many run-ins with a fitted sheet. Luckily surgery and physical therapy brought her back to normal — nonetheless, her story offers clear proof that fitted sheets are the worst.

2. Doing chores after you get home can boost stress hormones.


A 2011 study showed that doing chores after you get home from work can keep levels of the stress hormone cortisol from falling back to normal, as they otherwise might after a stressful day. For women, cortisol began to drop if their male partners pitched in to help. But for men, levels only fell if their partners did the work while they relaxed (which may be why the guy above looks so tense).

3. Carrying heavy loads of laundry causes shoulder problems.


Orthopedic Surgeon Denny Lie writes that damage to shoulder tendons, and the resultant "deep shoulder pain," can be caused by a variety of daily activities: "A particularly disturbing trend is the number of patients who remember experiencing this pain after carrying clothes to dry on poles outside their flats." This cat should be safe.

4. Glass cleaner can give you asthma.


A 2007 study found that using cleaning sprays even once a week could increase adults' risk of asthma. The worst offenders were air fresheners, furniture cleaners, and glass cleaners.


5. Too much housework makes people depressed.

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In a recent study conducted in Brazil, women who suffered from "housework overload" were more likely than others to have mental disorders like depression or anxiety. Those who had to do excessive amounts of washing, ironing, cleaning, or cooking were about 9% more likely to have mental health problems than those whose housework load was more manageable.

6. Doing more chores than your partner can stress you out.


Earlier this year, a study of straight Swedish couples found that women tended to do more housework than men, and that this led to higher levels of anxiety, restlessness, and other psychological problems. However, women who reported being in a "gender-equal" relationship were less stressed if they had to do extra chores.

7. Housework gets more dangerous as you get older.

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A 2010 study found that a full 27% of all injuries to Canadian seniors happened during housework. Younger people were more likely to get hurt on the job or while playing sports.

8. Germs might be good for you anyway.

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A growing body of research suggests that germs and dirt — even pet feces — may strengthen children's immune systems. So just live in filth — it could make you stronger!