1. Rubber aliens are the new dogs in purses.
2. Shuttle flair is the new “It” bag.
3. Treat this day like Halloween.
Costumes can related to the event at hand.
Loosely related to the event at hand.
Or, not related at all.
4. Wear an ironic tee without irony.
Buy one if you forgot yours at home.
5. Instead of a purse, bring a sign you DIYed.
6. Or, wear something you DIYed.
7. Proper eyewear is a must.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.