Skip To Content

    30 Amazing Names From The International Roller Derby Database

    Roller derby skaters around the world register their names in one place. Here are some of the most hilarious, bizarre, and punnily brilliant.

    1. Vladimir Naboobkov

    2. Yeti Page

    3. Wuthering Frights

    4. Syphilis Diller

    5. Dora the Destroyer

    6. Wolf Blitzher

    7. Wikibleedia

    8. Tess of the Derby Wheels

    9. Whoremione Granger

    10. Whistler Smother

    11. Susan B. Agony

    12. Wench Press

    13. Vulva Las Vegas

    14. Velveteen Rabid

    15. Uma Vermin

    16. Tell Tale Tart

    17. Tart of Darkness

    18. Suri Bruise

    19. Artillery Clinton

    20. Skank Williams

    21. Doris Day of Reckoning

    22. Shirley Temple of Doom

    23. Nasty Pelosi

    24. Nancy Raygun

    25. Katniss EverMean

    26. Naomi Cannibal

    27. Kancer

    28. Sigourney Reaper

    29. Smash Face

    30. Squid

    h/t The Hairpin.

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form