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    20 Important Lessons People Have Learned From Porn

    Twitter users share what porn has taught them — crucial wisdom about plumbing, pizza delivery, and what really happens in detention.

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    #PornHasTaughtMe That being a pizza delivery guy could be quite a rewarding career

    #PornHasTaughtMe That being a pizza delivery guy could be quite a rewarding career-- Jason

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    #PornHasTaughtMe to look for a job with a hot boss. You can fuck your way out of work issues.

    #PornHasTaughtMe to look for a job with a hot boss. You can fuck your way out of work issues.-- Sir Ginger

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    #PornHasTaughtMe always to clear my history!!!

    #PornHasTaughtMe always to clear my history!!!-- Paul Claxton

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    #PornHasTaughtMe anyword can be used in a dirty context

    #PornHasTaughtMe anyword can be used in a dirty context-- Ian Mahal

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    #PornHasTaughtMe if you help your new neighbour carry her bins in, a verbal thank you is not all you will get

    #PornHasTaughtMe if you help your new neighbour carry her bins in, a verbal thank you is not all you will get-- Claire Cooper

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    #PornHasTaughtMe all Teachers, Nurses, Friends Mom's, Random people on the street are DTF

    #PornHasTaughtMe all Teachers, Nurses, Friends Mom's, Random people on the street are DTF-- Rob Webb

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    #PornHasTaughtMe that nurses would do anything to help out your medical needs. Anything.

    #PornHasTaughtMe that nurses would do anything to help out your medical needs. Anything.-- Emir Bustami

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    #PornHasTaughtMe cheerleaders spend more time in detention or the showers than leading cheers.

    #PornHasTaughtMe cheerleaders spend more time in detention or the showers than leading cheers.-- Richard Utting

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    #PornHasTaughtMe that heading to detention after school maybe isn't all that bad

    #PornHasTaughtMe that heading to detention after school maybe isn't all that bad-- Raymond Matautia

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    #PornHasTaughtMe when the 'plumber' calls to check your 'pipes', check his ID.

    #PornHasTaughtMe when the 'plumber' calls to check your 'pipes', check his ID.-- Erin Jones

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    #PornHasTaughtMe that a virus can and will infect your computer lol

    #PornHasTaughtMe that a virus can and will infect your computer lol-- Kolby Hunt

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    #PornHasTaughtMe A babysitter usually masturbates instead of actually looking after your baby.

    #PornHasTaughtMe A babysitter usually masturbates instead of actually looking after your baby.-- Dany

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    #PornHasTaughtMe how to use the pool table wisely

    #PornHasTaughtMe how to use the pool table wisely-- Afeezudean Hilmi

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    #PornHasTaughtMe Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a penis in there.

    #PornHasTaughtMe Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a penis in there.-- AshBashhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    #PornHasTaughtMe that my wife does know how to check the laptop history #busted

    #PornHasTaughtMe that my wife does know how to check the laptop history #busted-- Scott Mitchell

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    #PornHasTaughtMe that if I clean someone's pool it will end up with me having a 3 way with two milfs

    #PornHasTaughtMe that if I clean someone's pool it will end up with me having a 3 way with two milfs-- The Arsenal Forum

    17.

    #PornHasTaughtMe how to speak conversational German

    #PornHasTaughtMe how to speak conversational German-- Rusty Knight

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    #PornHasTaughtMe...That spying on your neighbor while she gets undressed is ok.....as long as there's wacky music playing #70'sPorn

    #PornHasTaughtMe...That spying on your neighbor while she gets undressed is ok.....as long as there's wacky music playing #70'sPorn-- Her Poison

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    #PornHasTaughtMe Women never have headaches.. Or periods.

    #PornHasTaughtMe Women never have headaches.. Or periods.-- Woodz ✌

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    #PornHasTaughtMe that all the local girls in my area want to speak to me. Probably because of all the iPads I've won.

    #PornHasTaughtMe that all the local girls in my area want to speak to me. Probably because of all the iPads I've won.-- Drunk Girl Problems