11 Reasons The New Pope Is Clearly In The Illuminati

    The conspiracy theories have begun.

    1. He was selected in 2013.

    2. On March 13.

    3. At 8:13 Rome time.

    4. He used a triangle gesture.

    5. Or his curtains did.

    6. He is a scientist.

    7. He is the 266th Pope.

    8. He is a Jesuit, and is named Francis.

    9. John Adams did not like Jesuits.


    11. He is Argentinian, like soccer star Lionel Messi.